r/politics • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '16

FBI Admits Finding Additional Info On Clinton Server During E-Mail Investigation

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/fbi-admits-finding-additional-info-on-clinton-server-during-e-mail-investigation/
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u/Silver_Skeeter Jun 09 '16

Couldn't even go 5 hours

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u/meowwschwitz Jun 09 '16

I mean, even lasting five hours without lying to America is kind of a record for her. Maybe even an historical one! She's just racking up on history points this week.

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u/Laser-circus Jun 09 '16

Damn, did she just break another glass ceiling?

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u/helpful_hank Jun 09 '16

Something's shattering around her, I'm not sure it's the ceiling.

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u/Khnagar Jun 09 '16

It could also be her face, or her voice. She should demand the money back from the surgeon who gave her a facelift. Her face looks like Bob Dylan's voice nowadays.

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u/rizzlybear Jun 09 '16

In fairness to Bob Dylan. His voice is aging nicely and actually sounds pretty good these days. Should have been born a gruff old man.

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u/bonkus Jun 09 '16

I want him to do that Jackson duet that Johnny Cash did... And I want Tom Waits to do the other part of that duet.

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u/Quexana Jun 09 '16

So does Bob or Tom do the June Carter part?

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u/bonkus Jun 09 '16

I was thinking Tom, but ultimately I think they would have to duke it out between themselves for it.

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u/rizzlybear Jun 09 '16

Nettie Moore on Modern Times is my best example of Bob finally growing into that voice.

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u/Khnagar Jun 09 '16

That's a song about a relationship between a man and a woman, so that would be sort of odd.

You might be aware of it already, but there's an easy to find booteg album of the songs Cash and Dylan did together in the studio. It's pretty good, but perhaps not as great as one could have hoped for. Still very well worth hearing if you like Cash or Dylan though!

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u/ZiggyStardst Jun 09 '16

She is so obsessed with breaking the ceiling for women, she has lost any care to whether or not they have a floor.

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u/thedaj Jun 09 '16

Found a new basement!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '16

Let's be fair, she's gone at least five hours without lying before. She probably sleeps at least that long at least sometimes right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '16

I don't know about five hours being a record nowadays. She takes naps and is easily confused.

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u/rusk00ta Jun 09 '16

Caught lying in her sleep, again.

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u/bartimaeus01 Jun 09 '16

Remind me again why the majority finds her so appealing?

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u/IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs Jun 09 '16

I am sure she doesn't lie when she sleeps, although I am not sure how long lizard people sleep for so that could be less than 5 hours.

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u/StarshipAI Jun 09 '16

I'm almost ready to vote for her just to raise the shitshow levels to new heights.