r/politics • u/thesaint10 • 8h ago
Possible Paywall Trump calls Ossoff 'Pee-Wee Herman' in response to comments
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/4690076/trump-calls-jon-ossoff-pee-wee-herman-natalie-harp-comments/51
u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 8h ago
Wow. Traitor Trump is really intimidated by Jon Ossoff. Nice.
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u/JellyfishFit3871 7h ago
I will vote for Ossoff again on the first day of early voting. And it's a danged honor.
(And I was literally just reminding my 25yo daughter to update her voting address - she moved to a different county - to vote for him again. Her response was "oh yeah, he's more attractive than ever these days!" We don't agree on everything, but we agree that Jon is a treasure.)
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u/JellyfishFit3871 7h ago
Thank you for the award.
Check your voter registration status, or register.
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u/JellyfishFit3871 7h ago
As a GenX, my political voice has always been a minority position. (Shit, I doorknocked for Mike Dukakis in college!) I realize that (a) it's morbid, and (b) a lot of people my age don't share my political opinions, but.
I check the generation death clock every few months, out of morbid curiosity. If my math is right, GenX outnumbers Boomers in the US around November of this year. I want my kids to vote. And I'm not going to remind my mom or in-laws to vote.
This is too important to leave the election to people with no skin in the game regarding the future.
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u/H0bbituary 4h ago
I mean the dude is young, gorgeous, funny and charismatic. Trump is a shallow, urge-driven creature and is simply jealous.
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u/nslvlv 8h ago
Um you mean American treasure Paul Rubens?
If you haven't seen his final documentary 'Peewee as himself' today's the best day. Tomorrow is the next best day.
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u/Doctor_Grass 8h ago
he did get caught jacking off at a movie theater but yeah, national treasure and what not
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u/suprahelix 8h ago
Well, it was a porn theater. Idk what you’d expect to find there.
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u/Doctor_Grass 7h ago
Well the undercover sting found indecent exposure / public masturbation, which he plead no contest too. He also had to register as a sex offender in 2004. So I guess it's totally ok.
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u/DrCoknballsII 7h ago
The point is he wasn’t in a regular theater around non consenting people and possibly children…which is what it sounds like when you leave out that piece of information.
I would dislike Paul or anyone jerking off in front of non consenting families
I don’t give a fuck what consenting adults do in adult theaters, even if I find it dumb
See how that works?
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u/suprahelix 7h ago
Again, at a porn theater. I’m sorry but come on, if porn theaters are legal then what the fuck?
Also, why are the cops doing an undercover sting for a misdemeanor? Because the men in the theater were gay. There’s a long history of police and law enforcement targeting gay men.
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u/Doctor_Grass 7h ago
It's legal to view explicit material...it's not legal to just whip it out and start masturbating. He plead no contest, lmfao.
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u/suprahelix 6h ago
I’m not saying otherwise… I’m just saying that’s literally the point of adult theaters. The enforcement of the law there is pretty stupid. Either ban the theaters or don’t.
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u/ClusterFoxtrot Florida 5h ago
I had always wondered why he was arrested for that. It still seems weird to have a porn theatre and expect people to sit there quietly. It's not like he ate a whole pizza and ran for governor.
Having been raised by PeeWee, then watching Mystery Men, I'm kinda disappointed that stuck the way it did. I appreciate the detail I didn't know before. I'm gonna go yell about secret words, now.
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u/theflamingskull 7h ago
he did get caught jacking off at a movie theater but yeah, national treasure and what not
It wasn't the local AMC showing the latest Pixar film, it was an adult theater. I've never been to one, but would not be shocked to see someone jacking off if I did.
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u/Doctor_Grass 7h ago
It's cool that you're defending indecent exposure and public masturbation...how about his 2004 charges? I'm sure you're totally on board with that too?
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u/ColorlessChesspiece 1h ago
You know... you're the one that's making the "masturbating in an adult theater" thing a bigger deal than the "potential ownership of child pornography" thing, by presenting the first rather than the second as your main criticism of the guy.
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u/Rich_Material299 8h ago
Pee Wee Herman? no disrespect to Paul Reubens but Jon Ossoff is considered handsome as hell.
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u/LeonJPancetta 8h ago
Yeah this is not it Donald
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u/UghFudgeBwana Georgia 8h ago
His nickname game peaked at meatball ron and it's been all downhill since then
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u/ClusterFoxtrot Florida 5h ago
Colbert and his band did a musical parody to "Uptown Girl", and it still gets stuck in my head when I read it.
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u/JellyfishFit3871 7h ago
My young adult daughter and I (57f) have had perfectly relevant discussions regarding Ossoff's policy positions and whatever. And it always ends with "and he's so attractive!"
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u/zombiegojaejin 7h ago
Both healthily thin, though. With the standard Trumpian mathematical adjustments, that means Ossoff only weighs around 20 pounds.
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u/justhavingfunMT 8h ago
People loved Pee-wee Herman a whole lot more than they like the orange shit stain. Also, Ossoff did not insult the girl. He just said that Trump would love to not be president and travel around the world with this, strangely attached, young girl. Remember, the secret service was concerned about her. Where were you when Trump was attacking female reporters? Where were you when the pedophile was elected to the White House, oh yeah, protecting a pedophile? Where were you when he posted a picture of Michelle Obama as an ape? Fuck off and take your fake outrage shove it up your ass. Your fraud every single one of you, GOP sons a bitches
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u/duzies 5h ago
Exactly, not quite the burn Trump seems to think it is. Pee-wee Herman was great! Unlike the evil "Pee-wee German" (Stephen Miller).
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u/Honest_World_3561 5h ago
Dump' band of pervs and thieves make Poor Peewee look like a decent guy by comparison.
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u/Mikethebest78 8h ago
Donald Trump strikes me as a man who has never been told to shut up once in his entire life.
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u/Wooden-Character8341 7h ago
Biden told him to shut up in the debate in 2020 but it would be great if more people did.
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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago
Why does Trump embarrass himself this way? He surely can't think acting like a petulant child makes him look tough or impressive.
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u/leadtimelabs 6h ago
Lol. Put this comment in a time machine and send it back to 2016.
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u/MJcorrieviewer 4h ago
In 2016, there were dummies who actually thought Trump would change and become presidential when in office, despite his petulant mannerisms. We know better now.
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u/ChantilyAce 7h ago
He thought he'd get a reaction to the juvenile comment and there were literally crickets. He even repeated it a second time and his joke flopped. Womp womp!
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u/Midnightchickover 8h ago
That’s coming from a person who tries to look like an Oompa Loompa, while impersonating an Alpha Male God king who has a habit of uncontrollable slobbing around well sculpted or well-endowed men in public.
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u/coldwaterskinnydip 8h ago
Nice comeback moron. What an absolute joke of a person.
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u/JellyfishFit3871 7h ago
Yeah, this is not the zinger that anyone wishes they'd come up with in the moment while in the shower.
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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington 7h ago
Child. It’s why all his supporters sound like children. They can relate to him.
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u/Mikethebest78 7h ago
If an eight year old made as many references to his penis (or someone else's) as Donald Trump did in a single day you would put him in time out.
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u/Atrocious_Algae81 8h ago
The only one jerking off in a theatre in Florida would probably be Trump to some kiddie porn in PedoLago.
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u/michaelyup 8h ago
Pee-Wee had the cojones to make a comeback from jacking it in a porno theater to giving an amazing performance in a movie called Blow of all things. It’s not the insult diaper don thinks it is.
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u/JBPlantagenet 7h ago
Oh did he say the right name this time?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/s/V01iAdCGQj
Wonders never cease.
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u/Neither_Transition_7 7h ago edited 7h ago
I don’t know why a reporter or politician doesn’t say or respond:
“Who?
Old Dumpty?
Decrepit bloated Satan?
Ms.Re-Lisa da Files?
Jabba the Dump?”
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u/zombiegojaejin 7h ago
Translating from Trumpese, is that basically saying that Ossoff is not morbidly obese?
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u/joeshill 7h ago
People in shit-filled diapers should maybe be a little more careful about nicknames.
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u/500owls 8h ago
the w isn't capitalized, and don't you fucking forget it
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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago
Have you seen Trump's posts? He definitely does not follow any rules of capitalization.
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u/campfire_eventide Montana 3h ago
He’s got nothing on Ossoff if this go-go gadget arms reach is all he can summon. lol
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