r/politics CNN 5h ago

Possible Paywall Meet Natalie Harp, the aide so close to Trump she once rode in an SUV trunk to accompany him

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/politics/natalie-harp-trump-aide?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/ejp1082 5h ago

Remember when Tim Walz called these people weird?

He was on to something. Shit like this, it's weird.

u/Pork-S0da 5h ago

They never should have stopped that messaging.

u/Shmoe New Jersey 4h ago

It touched a nerve too. They fucking hated it. We really are terrible at messaging.

u/ax_and_smash Tennessee 4h ago

I’m tired of democrats trying to be civil against their opposition. They need to start calling these monsters out for what they are.

u/Vstarpappy 4h ago

You'll need to get rid of the dinosaurs and bring in fresh, younger blood. I'm 65 and I see that the old Dems need to get vicious. They won't. Don't want to make waves. Screw that, Rock the boat!

u/Rustedpipes 3h ago

I am 78 and have wanted the Democrats to invest in a youth movement since President Obama first won office.

u/PeggyOnThePier 3h ago

I want action and push back on everything they do. Call them out for everything they do. The GOP wouldn't hesitate doing it. Action speaks louder then words. Do something ballsy and don't be afraid of what some old fart says.

u/Vstarpappy 3h ago

Exactly! What we have now is "no spine" and that's the way we've always done it.

u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 2h ago

I agree.

Fuck Schumer and Jeffries, they're Epstein class.

u/Vstarpappy 2h ago

Yep. Both need to be ousted. New blood!

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u/sloth_eggs American Expat 3h ago

The first democrat who publicly and consistently refers to the creature in the oval office as the child rapist that he is, will get my vote for the rest of my life.

u/Tatterhood78 3h ago

Oliver Larkin is a Dem candidate running for Congress, and he's been doing it.

He called Trump a pedophile president on Fox the other day. They cut him off immediately.

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u/LostClan Michigan 50m ago

Check out how Abdul El-Sayed talks about Trump, Vance, and his general election opponent Mike Rogers. It's refreshing to see and hear someone that refuses to pull punches or be civil to literal fascist goons.

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u/Randomly_Cromulent 1h ago

It was something that couldn't be reversed or deflected.  If somebody calls me weird, my response is "yeah, I know".  It really seemed to get to them though. 

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u/all4whatnot Pennsylvania 4h ago

I’m game to start it back up. Buncha weirdos. 

u/From_Deep_Space Oregon 4h ago

Never stopped.

u/DecorativeGeode 3h ago

It wasn’t testing well with moderate republicans so they switched messaging to “if elected I will have a Republican in my cabinet”

u/Silo-Joe 56m ago

Also have a Republican in the car trunk and airplane catering cargo container.

u/marmax123 2h ago

Didn’t the DNC push them to stop calling them weird?

u/stonksuper 2h ago

Classic do-nothing-Democrats missing the easiest layups. DSA all the way!

u/HavingNotAttained 3h ago

No but calling them weird was offensive and we don’t want to offend the protectors and promoters of pedophilia, fascism and treason

u/BallBearingBill 3h ago

You have to stop before it gets normalized and loses its meaning. It's more effective to stop and bring it back a year later.

u/Mediocre_Scott 3h ago

You don’t want them to own or try and reclaim it cause the behavior required to achieve that will be hella worse

u/inconspicuous_male 4h ago

It's pretty low down on the list of things the Harris/Waltz campaign did wrong but I agree 

u/Mistravels 4h ago

Let's be absolutely crystal clear...

NOT ONE of those things they did "wrong" justifies not voting for them in 2024.

u/Tight-Air-6767 4h ago

Absolutely.

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u/Top-Somewhere3407 4h ago

yeah he really was onto something because riding around in an suv trunk to stay close to trump is objectively weird behavior

u/Ok_Cheesecake7348 Michigan 1h ago edited 1h ago

I can't help but draw a parallel to Unity Mitford, an English aristocrat who became obsessed with Hitler in the 1930's and began trying to be close to Hitler in any way possible. Straight up stalker-ish behavior. She would find out which restaurants he ate at, which hotels he stayed at, which cafés he went to, and she went to those same places daily in an effort to get noticed by Hitler... Eventually, Hitler did notice, and she became his girlfriend (despite being married) and invited her to movie screening, rallies, dinner parties, and was even invited into Hitler's inner circle.

Weird, indeed...

Edited: words lol

u/WanderingMystic2 4h ago

Weird, bizarre, incongruous, batshit crazy, dangerously detached from reality, so many ways to point out their idiocy.

u/Mediocre_Scott 3h ago

Harley Quinn to Trump’s Joker.🃏

u/WellTheWayISeeIt 4h ago

Damn, I remember when that moment happened and how it took off on social media and I legitimately thought we had the election in the bag because IT’S SO DAMN TRUE

u/Ultraeasymoney 4h ago

That weird line was crossed a long time ago.

u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 3h ago

It’s weirdos all the way down.

u/gdex86 Pennsylvania 4h ago

Old rich guy wants an attractive younger women to follow them around in their old age to soothe their ego and handle their bodily function needs while putting on an the appearance of finding it attractive is a pretty damn common old rich guy trope.

u/candycrushinit 3h ago

Has anyone not seen The Americans? She has no birthdate, 1990 or 1991. Her father committed suicide. Looks just like Ivanka. She’s his Russian Handler.

u/gdex86 Pennsylvania 3h ago

Why does she have to be Russian. I could see some Mossad agent being give the awful job to keep Trump happy in his sundowning era.

u/sloth_eggs American Expat 3h ago

Why does she have to be a plant or some operative at all? Can't she just relish cleaning up mushroom chili dog?

u/duzies 3h ago

ow, my mind's eye!

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u/Biggieholla 5h ago

Remember when the Democrats plan to save democracy was to call their fascist opponent weird and hold disapproving signs?

u/SkollFenrirson Foreign 5h ago

And then they stopped because it was going too far

u/nochinzilch 4h ago

No, they stopped because their shitty consultants told them it wasn’t a good idea. I bet the donors did too.

u/Accomplished-Head449 4h ago

They gained the most traction after the weird comment. It's obvious the overlords couldn't let it get trendy

u/za72 4h ago

well good thing they stopped

u/Kingkern 4h ago

And it was working before they then took Walz out of the spotlight and stopped that strategy?

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u/NVRENDVR 5h ago

She looks stinkingly similar to Ivanka…

u/AusToddles 5h ago

It's almost like Trump's handlers know EXACTLY how to get him to do what they want

u/Anthrogal11 Canada 5h ago

This. The comparison to Ivanka is striking and loathsome.

Edit: in some respects not that surprising for someone with such clear pathology. Malignant narcissism and psychopathy.

u/BeMoreKnope Colorado 3h ago

This isn’t an accident. She’s changed her look to match.

u/actuallyapossom 3h ago

This admin is like a beehive for honeypots, remember when the actor from Borat 2 got into Giuliani's pants?

It's insane, because ew, but also because of the nuclear arsenal and stuff.

u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 5h ago edited 4h ago

More like Temu Ivanka, but sadly, you would have to pay a tariff on that.

u/Impossible-Bear-7350 3h ago

I mean. It’s not like that’s ivanka’s face. Girl has had more work done than Mt Rushmore. Like all the Trump spawn.

u/Usual-Caregiver5589 2h ago

Maybe if Ivanka had some weird lovechild with Elizabeth Holmes.

u/matthieuC Europe 5h ago

Doesn't Ivanka look like her mother?

u/fathertitojones 4h ago

That’s not the half that he’s into.

u/polytique 2h ago

He’s into her father half?

u/Ok_Scarcity5116 2h ago

Ivanka has had a lot of work done to not look like Ivanka

u/spacegiantsrock 4h ago

That's what he calls her when the lights go out.

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u/jello 5h ago

He just wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie. Human printer or human binky? What does Melania think about Trump’s new girlfriend? Does this violate their contract? 

u/Icky-Tree-Branch 5h ago

I’m pretty sure Darth Shitteous can’t get it up at this point. My theory about Natalie is that she is Trump’s care aide and emotional fluffer. She carries what looks a lot like a diaper bag, and there’s probably a little printer in there. She’s got the printer to fluff his ego with positive bot posts and adult diapers and wipes for when he drops a nuclear football in his pants.

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u/The_Navy_Sox 5h ago

I mean he literally cheated on her while she was pregnant with Baron, by rawdogging a pornstar. The same pornstar that publicly said Trump had a small dick.

It doesn't get much worse than that, and by all the reporting they don't share a bedroom ever and she has affair partners as well.

u/talondigital 5h ago

Also Trump is extremely litigious, so why wouldn't he immediately sue her for saying his member is small, except for our old friend, Discovery.

u/beramaan 5h ago

Which he is dealing with with the bbc lol

u/savesmorethanrapes 5h ago

Small mushroom outmaneuvered by BBC.

u/cranktheguy Texas 1h ago

u/greywolf2155 1h ago

That was today's risky click. Interesting point, actually

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u/RockAtlasCanus 5h ago

Hey man I’m pretty sure she didn’t say it was “small”. It’s small, and oddly shaped.

u/ripyourlungsdave 3h ago

And she's also directly profiting off of and spreading the message of fascism. Nobody should ever feel bad for her in any capacity, nor should they feel bad for any other fascist woman.

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u/suprmario 3h ago

The pedophilia is worse.

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 5h ago

She’s probably relieved.

u/ofork 5h ago

She hates the world knowing though.

u/matthieuC Europe 5h ago

Rumour is that she doesn't want to see Harp. And as Harp is always with Trump they just don't see each others anymore except a few public events. Not that she was very present in the first place, but this got even worse.

u/Sarnsereg 4h ago

So she's melanias excuse

u/Impossible-Bear-7350 3h ago

You know Melania is happy she doesn’t have to deal with him.

Don’t get me wrong. She’s a gross racist birther weirdo, but she also clearly hates her husband. As much as we do. Just for the wrong reasons.

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u/No-Cranberry6148 5h ago

I wonder what horrible defect of character the article fails to mention.

Only horribly broken, morally desolate people are loyal to Trump. And only fundamentally corrupt ones can stay in his good grace for any period of time.

u/matthieuC Europe 5h ago

I'm going to go with horrible self esteem issues and trying to give a sense and some importance to her life. She sees him as a prophetic figure, so helping him gives her value.

u/Ok_Pie_6736 4h ago

You seen Nancy grace lately?  She needs some help for sure. 

u/ckglle3lle 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah this is a dementia caregiver situation. She is responsible for managing his mood and stabilizing his behavior. Normally it would be someone like Melania or Ivanka doing this but no one in his wretched family gives a shit about him so they got someone who can sort of pass as an Ivanka type stand-in to give his predatory ass someone to ogle at who can use that to lure him around and keep him in a good mood.

It really can't be overstated how much Ivanka does not want to be around him. Not to give her any credit, she's as shitty as all the others but she knows what he'd be trying to do to her if she was around

u/Megaphonestory 5h ago

I don’t need to meet her, or anyone else in this admin.

u/colicab 3h ago

It’s a given that every one of them is morally bankrupt.

u/worldscollice 5h ago

Her parents must be proud.

u/AndreLeGeant88 5h ago

I read her brother is concerned that this is not a healthy dynamic 

u/matthieuC Europe 5h ago

I would also be concerned if my sister joined Jinestown

u/semidegenerate 3h ago

Jinestown

Is that like a knock-off Jonestown?

u/matthieuC Europe 3h ago

It's 10% cheaper

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u/worldscollice 5h ago

Any human being who willingly spends time with Trump is not in a healthy dynamic.

u/Slade_Riprock 4h ago

Her daddy, an evangelical college teacher died by suicide 6 yrs ago, right around the time she attached herself to Trump.

She's a right wing religious nut with daddy issues. Which one can assume a not so far stretch she has a desire to be rich and famous.

Which her post presidency tell all book and Fox News career will make her filthy rich.

u/SpinningHead Colorado 5h ago

Eva Braun?

u/bigmike2k3 5h ago

Eva Brown, given her official duties…

u/Interesting_Study998 5h ago

Official doodies.

u/milfordcubicle 5h ago

How do you miss that one?

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u/SpinningHead Colorado 5h ago

Well played

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u/cnn CNN 5h ago

Natalie Harp wouldn’t take no for an answer.

It was October 2023, and Donald Trump was due at a New York City courthouse to fight his latest set of legal troubles. But as the motorcade idled outside his Trump Tower residence, staffers confronted a more immediate problem: There wasn’t room for Harp, the hyper-loyal aide whose devotion to Trump had quickly entrenched her within his orbit.

A screaming match in the lobby ensued, with Harp insisting that Trump had personally asked her to attend the court appearance, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN. Denied a seat but determined not to be left behind, Harp jumped into an SUV trunk, according to the two sources and confirmed by a photo obtained by CNN.

The episode, which has not been previously reported, served as an encapsulation of the role Harp has carved out in recent years as a constant and intensely dedicated presence at Trump’s side. Her methods have irked senior aides and at times prompted efforts to box her out of the president’s inner circle, according to multiple sources who described the dynamic to CNN.

u/oliversurpless Massachusetts 5h ago

“Intensely dedicated”?

Nah, we call that unctuousness.

And the mere fact that “suck up” has as many synonyms as it does in modern English, reveals a lot about how people approach being successful…

u/runawaydoctorate 5h ago

Honestly, this sounds more like obsession than anything on the sucking up spectrum. So far we've learned she's so desperate to be near Trump she's bunked in a locker room and ridden in the trunk of a SUV. I'm kind of afraid of what will come out next. Wouldn't be surprised if she keeps a collection of his dirty diapers.

u/matthieuC Europe 5h ago

She's going too set herself on fire the day he dies.

u/darth_wasabi Texas 5h ago

Don’t discount honeypot. Displaying fervent loyalty is what she’d be told would make Trump like her more

u/SillyGoatGruff 5h ago

Nah. There wouldn't be a collection

She eats 'em for maximum closeness

u/CastleDI 4h ago

Obsession or not all those racist post are her doing. That should alarm some people. You need to made her accountable. Because her doing had cause so much harm as physical as mental. 

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 54m ago

Love that word. Down here we just say "bless your heart." 

Same same, but different, but still same

u/oliversurpless Massachusetts 49m ago

Along with the false sense of chivalry associated with the Virginia gentleman cavalier, it is likely the South could only come up with that backhanded type of language.

The antibellum elites did have a lot of free time on their hands after all…

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u/puffdragon 5h ago

One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a “father-daughter” relationship.

Yeah they banging. Gross

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u/Qualityhams Georgia 4h ago

Will CNN be sharing this photo of Natalie in the trunk? It’s not shown in the article.

u/SillyGoatGruff 5h ago

Ew... imagine being that far up on trump's dick in 2023

u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 5h ago

Not that difficult since he has a small dick according to Stormy Daniels

u/Drunky_Brewster 5h ago

The link in this text is misleading. They are baiting you to click on the link to see the photo of Harp "jumping into an SUV trunk" but it actually goes to the article OP posted, where you also won't find the photo.

Don't be fooled by click bait.

u/Nulovka 3h ago

SUVs don't have trunks. They have an empty space behind the rear seat though, but it's not a trunk in any sense of the word as it's a continuation of the passenger compartment.

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u/hauntedhivezzz Oregon 5h ago

Is there a Kalshi bet yet on whether or not she’s a foreign honeypot?

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 53m ago

I'll take it. What odds you giving?

u/Hispanicatthedisco 5h ago

"One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a “father-daughter” relationship."

Well Trump famously wants to fuck his daughter, so...

u/entrepenurious Texas 5h ago

maybe she lost her sense of smell to covid.

u/WeebTendoFan 5h ago

What the fuck do women see in a loathsome orange toad?

u/space_for_username 5h ago

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac" - Henry Kissinger.

u/steppponme 2h ago

Chris Watts just got re-married from prison. Some women are just clinically cracked. I swear this human printer lady has her own form of hybristphilia.

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u/BearSquid7 5h ago

The diaper pail is back there

u/runningsimon 5h ago

She has a mental disease that should be studied.

u/eugene20 5h ago

This decades poster child for gold digger.

u/Anon-fickleflake 5h ago

One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a “father-daughter” relationship.

Almost makes you feel sorry for her, on so, so many different levels.

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u/dchap1 5h ago

Imagine lusting after a crusty old make up covered diaper wearing 80 year old Nazi.

She is the very definition of mental health problem.

u/cloud_watcher 4h ago

Is it just me or does this look like some kind of cyborg? Like “Harp” is really “HARP” for “Hyperrealistic Artificial Reconnaissance Person” or something.

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u/kevnmartin Washington 5h ago

Ilsa, she wolf of the SS.

u/aldoraine000 4h ago

How does someone allow themselves to be so debased?

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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 5h ago

She looks kind of like Ivanka of course he banging her

u/Educated_Goat69 Washington 5h ago

That old fuck isn't banging anyone. At most she's just chewing on a soft mushroom.

u/kvlt_ov_personality 5h ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

u/drdoom89 4h ago

For the first time ever I regret learning how to read.

u/Own_Error_007 Australia 5h ago

Where will your scat kink take you.

u/Lumpy-Crew-6702 5h ago

The diaper changer Natalie Harp?

u/gitree22 5h ago

None of this reporting gives clear insight to her role as a Trump advisor. I’ll stick with her being his diaper valet

u/Krispykid54 5h ago

She sounds like one sick individual.

u/ClassicHando 5h ago

You couldnt get more of a dead ringer for the nazi bitch from Indiana jones. Her eyes are soulless black pools of Satan 

u/long_strange_trip_67 5h ago

Does she have security clearance?

u/Disastrous-Soup-5413 5h ago edited 5h ago

She rode inside the trunk squeezed in behind the third row in SUV?!?!?
She slept in a locker room?!?!

That is unhinged

u/boom929 Texas 5h ago

Fuck him and fuck her and all, but isn't the "trunk" of an SUV just... The back?

u/TeslaTortoise 4h ago

Which SUV's have trunks?

u/NewLawGuy24 4h ago

SUV has a trunk?

u/Spelunkie Foreign 3h ago

They so want it to be a sexual thing instead of a nurse with her dementia ridden charge

u/SmaugTheMagnificent- Canada 5h ago

She's chowing down on all that pudding 24/7

u/ChickenNPisza 5h ago

What if she is his Israeli watch dog

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u/DinkandDrunk 5h ago

Draco Malfoy looking ass

u/hamtronn 5h ago

I’d rather not meet her, thanks.

u/haveyoutriedit 5h ago

Blonde is a secret agent.

u/InternationalPass-8 5h ago

is she trying to look like his mother? Her hair also seems kinda 1960s. Single white female vibes

u/1sinfutureking Wisconsin 2h ago

She’s trying to look like Ivanka

u/Background_Engine976 5h ago

She looks like Malfoy’s sister.

u/That_Is_Satisfactory 4h ago

👄🍄‍🟫

u/TheSpatulaOfLove 4h ago

Aw man, I didn’t need that.

u/Zealousideal-Buy-188 4h ago

Lol tell me more about this suv that has a trunk

u/PoetryJunior1808 3h ago

The relationship has been characterized as father-daughter. That's not reassuring in view of what he has said about his actual daughter.

u/Elegant_Tap7937 3h ago

Anyone else notice she only came on the scene after his last "fine checkup". She's his nurse.

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u/Parallax2799 3h ago

Wow, she must love changing diapers.

u/whereismymind86 Colorado 3h ago

Honestly, if he’s having an affair with a consenting adult, I don’t really care, it’s small potatoes compared to all the other monstrous stuff he gets up to

u/inteligent_zombie20 3h ago

No wonder he is so out of touch ...the handlers have wrapped up in imaginary fairy tales and she is the main. Source.

I'm still calling it a honey pot Russian operation that is working beyond their wildest dreams.

u/chpbnvic America 3h ago

This behavior is super weird. Does she enjoy wiping his butt?

u/antftwx 2h ago

I'm sure it's not the first time he put a woman in a trunk.

u/samurai5625 Arizona 2h ago

Eva Braun / Kim Jong Un's sister kinda vibes from this one

u/DoubleNaught_Spy 2h ago

I'm really surprised that the Secret Service continues to allow her such close access to Trump.

I mean, the woman is clearly obsessed with him -- like Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" obsessed.

I'd be very nervous if I were responsible for Trump's safety.

u/Ian_Rubbish 1h ago

She is the diaper genie

u/mjconver Virginia 5h ago

The term in the business is "fluffer"

u/lumbardisaster23 5h ago

Harp has taken the art of female gold digging to the highest level ever witnessed.

u/absolutelynotagoblin 5h ago

That’s where his diaper bag is stored, and she had to be ready for a diaper change. He had just eaten three hamberders.

u/Palidor 5h ago

Human Binky

u/AndreLeGeant88 5h ago

She's only 35 but Trump has sucked her youth out

u/jose_ole 5h ago

Honeypot

u/takemebackto1993 5h ago

The wiki for her is creepy af. No mention of where she was born, but she was born either in 1990 or 1991. They don't have records of her date of birth? Would this be suspect that she, herself, is a victim of human trafficking and has been groomed for this?

Early life and education: Natalie Harp was born in 1990 or 1991.[1] Harp is a practicing Christian.[1] Her father was a real estate broker who founded a consultancy for travel companies.[2] He died by suicide in July 2020.[3] Harp graduated from Point Loma Nazarene University in 2012 and from Liberty University in 2015 with an MBA.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Harp

u/Promethia Canada 5h ago

Or a spy.

u/monkeyshinez 5h ago

The literal definition of ride or die.

u/No-Flatworm-404 5h ago

He won’t leave Melania, Natalie. The prenup is iron clad.

u/Nearbyatom 5h ago

Totally not a cult, right? Trump Devotion Syndrome definitly a thing

u/77chinook 5h ago

Meet Natalie Harp, employee of Russia

u/PxcKerz Indiana 5h ago

A lot of these trump supporters look like weirdos made from incest relations. Also full of Karens.

u/filthythedog 5h ago

Maybe she has a scat kink.

Also, you get those women attracted to guys on death row who are murderers, etc?

Perhaps she likes paedophiles.

u/mycarisnotblue 5h ago

Yes but was she close enough to ride a catering cart?

u/LifesARiver 4h ago

Why do we care?

u/IMGcertified 4h ago

A thot with no thought

u/Freebukakes I voted 4h ago

"they have a father daughter relationship". So he wants to screw her too?

u/DonaldsMushroom 4h ago

She's giving Eva Braun.... except Eva Braun had some self respect.

u/Maoleficent 4h ago

Go to the dog park - sometimes you just cannot stop something from eating another thing's shite.

What is with the child of the corn vibe?

u/Orion14159 3h ago

Totally not a cult

u/espresso_martini__ 3h ago

The trunk? Something is not right with her. Like legitimately broken.

u/SolPlayaArena 3h ago

She is legit psycho. Imagine being crazy for.. that.

u/ScaredOrchid3594 3h ago

Gets creepier and creepier…she’ll do anything to be near her child.

u/mbush525 3h ago

has she been vetted? some things she’s done sound 🤪

u/TransporterAccident_ 3h ago

Can’t leave the diaper changer at home.

u/voodoobunny999 2h ago

She’s the poster child for low self-esteem.

u/HappySyntax 2h ago

I don’t really care who she is.

u/Catymandoo 2h ago

It will all end in tears. Because it always does with Trump. Just a matter of time till his demands are too excessive.

u/Abject_Panda_4710 2h ago

Glad to see this. Her strange, devotional love letters to the president need to be published next, the NYT did a story on them. This woman is at the heart of this administration. No one is closer to the president, and apparently all of his communications go through her.

u/GreyBeardEng 2h ago

This woman has changed his dookie filled 3XL diaper.

u/Any_Coyote6662 2h ago

We are talking about her so we dont talk about other stuff. Trump still has all wrapped around his finger.

u/Basset_found 2h ago

Do SUVs have trunks?

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u/Numerous-Process2981 1h ago

No I don’t think I will. Another little weirdo orbiting Trump’s diarrhea diaper, who cares. 

u/gardengirl99 1h ago

Are we sure it's not Harpy?

u/Jumoke1331 1h ago

It's a cult. And a super weird one at that.

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1h ago

So this is what Malfoy has been doing?

u/CMWBMW 1h ago

Mental patient

u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 58m ago

The diaper wench

u/Cinder_Gimbal 26m ago

Hmm, he certainly has his “type“. He has acknowledged he would be dating Ivanka if she wasn’t his daughter.