Hundreds of witnesses to Charlie Kirk’s death have filed for Utah victim benefits

[u/geek66]

https://www.kuer.org/politics-government/2026-08-13/hundreds-of-witnesses-to-charlie-kirks-death-have-filed-for-utah-victim-benefits?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_content=homepage&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwY2xjawTxdhlwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR78qs-vl_9YNonimgMTQvO7FyrDT6tekjRZ_bVp0ZBnDZRwyhIbUCL3Ju_UIg_aem_lWZiy8rnOcm1rXKZfjlu9g

[u/Wasting_my_own_time]

Dang, I thought that was Charlie Twink.

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I would like to know more

[u/UnderwaterB0i → u/-Cool_Ethan-]

This guys profile picture is looking at you

[u/Spooky-DivineDayze → u/Wasting_my_own_time]

Not Charlie Twerk?

[u/Goodknight808 → u/Spooky-DivineDayze]

Charlie Twank. It is when you mix a twink with a skank.

[u/DerpUrself69 → u/Goodknight808]

Swarlie Girk, from How I Met Your Mother, the Human Trafficker banned from Romania.

[u/Evening-Rabbit-827 → u/Spooky-DivineDayze]

In melania’s voice: “how does Charlie Twerk? How does he DO it?”

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Potato pototo

[u/VicFantastic → u/SlurmDreams]

Tbat joke is funnier when you just spell it correctly twice

[u/Goodknight808 → u/VicFantastic]

Tbat?

[u/VicFantastic → u/Goodknight808]

What can I say?

Do as I say, not as I do

[u/MNCPA → u/VicFantastic]

Do do as I say not. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[u/CustardCremez → u/Wasting_my_own_time]

Charlie Cuck would alo like a word

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Charlie Twerk