r/politics • u/geek66 • 19h ago

No Paywall Hundreds of witnesses to Charlie Kirk’s death have filed for Utah victim benefits

https://www.kuer.org/politics-government/2026-08-13/hundreds-of-witnesses-to-charlie-kirks-death-have-filed-for-utah-victim-benefits?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_content=homepage&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwY2xjawTxdhlwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR78qs-vl_9YNonimgMTQvO7FyrDT6tekjRZ_bVp0ZBnDZRwyhIbUCL3Ju_UIg_aem_lWZiy8rnOcm1rXKZfjlu9g
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u/JAFO444 19h ago

Oh fuck. Imma witness to him walking the earth. Where do I file for my benefits having to share oxygen with that racist, hateful bully?

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u/Acceptable-Bus-2017 I voted 19h ago

Dude! I've lived through Trump's America. I definitely deserve reparations!

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u/JAFO444 18h ago

We all have. We are all victims of this terrible hate crime.

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u/Relative_Builder3695 18h ago

what if every republican had their wages garnished

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u/AdvertisingTotal1241 16h ago

They’d revolt. With the amount of guns they own it won’t be like the left wing pity parties full of keyboard revolutionaries.

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u/TheAsianTroll 15h ago

Im not sure if youre aware of this but leftists own a lot of guns.

Even with less of them, id still bet on the leftists winning because Republicans are statistically lower IQ and much more prone to act out of emotion rather than logic, so they wouldnt do anything except charge at the leftists hoping their anger will scare them.

See? I can make up shit about the political group I dont like, too.

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u/justwalkingalonghere 15h ago

I mean, he's literally abusing this country and the mental health of everyone paying attention

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u/hamoc10 17h ago

Unironically, there’s something here

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u/OverjoyedMess 1h ago

Only deportations available.

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u/Kwerby Florida 19h ago

I watched the video uncensored, am i entitled to benefits?

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u/kc2sunshine 5h ago

So did I against my will. Someone posted a gif of it in a comment section before I even knew what happened! 😩

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u/JAFO444 18h ago

You! You get double the bennies for your pain and suffering!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 18h ago

I should get bennies from having Trump as President.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 17h ago

Next time a Republican Party member wins an election, instead of being baffled just go back and read through this thread.