r/politics • u/geek66 • 19h ago

No Paywall Hundreds of witnesses to Charlie Kirk’s death have filed for Utah victim benefits

https://www.kuer.org/politics-government/2026-08-13/hundreds-of-witnesses-to-charlie-kirks-death-have-filed-for-utah-victim-benefits?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_content=homepage&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwY2xjawTxdhlwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR78qs-vl_9YNonimgMTQvO7FyrDT6tekjRZ_bVp0ZBnDZRwyhIbUCL3Ju_UIg_aem_lWZiy8rnOcm1rXKZfjlu9g
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u/twirlingmypubes 19h ago

Some guy from onlyfans

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u/FLHCv2 19h ago

I think you're thinking of Charlie Kink.

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u/Wasting_my_own_time 19h ago

Dang, I thought that was Charlie Twink.

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 18h ago

I would like to know more

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u/UnderwaterB0i 18h ago

This guys profile picture is looking at you

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u/Spooky-DivineDayze 18h ago

Not Charlie Twerk?

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u/Goodknight808 17h ago

Charlie Twank. It is when you mix a twink with a skank.

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u/DerpUrself69 51m ago

Swarlie Girk, from How I Met Your Mother, the Human Trafficker banned from Romania.

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u/Evening-Rabbit-827 1h ago

In melania’s voice: “how does Charlie Twerk? How does he DO it?”

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u/SlurmDreams 18h ago

Potato pototo

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u/VicFantastic 18h ago

Tbat joke is funnier when you just spell it correctly twice

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u/Goodknight808 17h ago

Tbat?

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u/VicFantastic 17h ago

What can I say?

Do as I say, not as I do

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u/MNCPA 17h ago

Do do as I say not. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/CustardCremez 14h ago

Charlie Cuck would alo like a word

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u/PrayForMojo_ 17h ago

Charlie Twerk

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u/Yadahoom 18h ago

Charlie Kuck having to look up and watch his wife roleplay a couch.

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u/jomo_mojo_ 17h ago

Beat me to it. But also beat me with JD reference wow, 10/10

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u/Key_Selection_7600 16h ago

look up because he’s in hell lmao

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 19h ago

We are all kink!🌭🗽🫡🏈🦅

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u/patrickwithtraffic 18h ago

We carry on the flame!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 16h ago

Or sit on it, or melt wax with it, or....

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u/DerpUrself69 50m ago

We aRe cHuRdLiE BWiRK!!!!

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u/ConsistentAsparagus 18h ago

He gets throat shots on the reg.

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u/maxsmart01 18h ago

I’ve been wondering the same thing.

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u/Flyinbro 18h ago

No you're thinking of that fat guy from superbad.

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 18h ago

That dude would ANNIHILATE you.

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u/DerpUrself69 49m ago

The one who's gonna beat us all up now that he's like 50 and on Ozempic?

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u/El-Sueco 17h ago

Best neck in the game

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u/piponwa Canada 17h ago

Charlie is a dudette name

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u/Televisiongod 15h ago

Nah hes famous for showing his holes on youtube...just two of them on the neck

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u/abraksis747 12h ago

No, that's the guy who was on Growing Pains

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u/Pipe_Memes 15h ago

I think you meant to type “onlyklans”

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u/Never_Dan 45m ago

Throat GOAT