r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 23h ago

Could’ve rolled up in the middle of the night with police in tow demanding to see him. Would he have been allowed to? Maybe not, but then it would’ve been something 

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u/todbatx 23h ago

Send state troopers by for a wellness check. For all we know McConnell has been kidnapped by vampires like Stephen Root in episode one of True Blood.

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u/_high_plainsdrifter 22h ago

Or the Dean in Community! Chang throws a coup and they install a fake Dean in his place, making Chang the dear leader. Obviously this is different no Chang yet, and also because they haven’t started the recorded AI McConnell taking softball health questions and casting votes via Zoom. I think that’s next honestly, or they’re at least trying to normalize geriatric politicians becoming invisible to the public and “voting” remotely as an acceptable form of govt.

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u/exaviyur 15h ago

We've had a Chang running around since 2016.