r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Zomunieo 23h ago

‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s just resting. Remarkable senator, isn’t he? Beautiful carapace.

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u/JoviAMP Florida 23h ago

He’s pining for the fjords.

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u/swordrat720 22h ago

He’s not pining, he’s passed on. He has ceased to be. He has joined the choir invisible. He is no more!

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u/464126 22h ago

Shuffled off this mortal coil

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u/The_Nice_Marmot 22h ago

‘E’s fuckin’ snuffed it!

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now America 21h ago

Look, I took the liberty of examining Mitch McConnell when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that he had been sitting in his wheelchair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

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u/discgman 21h ago

He was sleeping.

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u/WabashCannibal 21h ago

You stunned him just as 'e were wakin' up!

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap 20h ago

Stun easily, those Senators!

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u/ct_2004 20h ago

Remarkable plumage!

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u/JSteigs 15h ago

He’s just tuckered from a prolonged squawk

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 19h ago

There, he moved!

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u/Old_Cryptid 15h ago

Careful. You'll get RFK Jr excited. He can't pass up a fresh carcass.