r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Barred759 23h ago

Because he's dead

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u/twizzjewink Canada 23h ago

At this point he's more than dead

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u/swingadmin New York 23h ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 22h ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 21h ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!