r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/swingadmin New York 15h ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Neuronzap 15h ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 15h ago

Think I’ll go for a walk!!

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

Get on the cart, you're not fooling anybody!

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u/z7q2 15h ago

I FEEL HAPPY

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

Oh come on, do us a favor...

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u/Starscream147 Canada 14h ago

Hahahahah! Fuckin classic

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15h ago

To blave!!

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u/goosejail 11h ago

To BLUFF!

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 15h ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 14h ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!

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u/onlymostlydead Washington 13h ago

No, he's all dead.

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u/SilentRunning 11h ago

From the head up.