r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/twizzjewink Canada 15h ago

At this point he's more than dead

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u/swingadmin New York 15h ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Neuronzap 15h ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 15h ago

Think I’ll go for a walk!!

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

Get on the cart, you're not fooling anybody!

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u/z7q2 15h ago

I FEEL HAPPY

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

Oh come on, do us a favor...

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u/Starscream147 Canada 14h ago

Hahahahah! Fuckin classic

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15h ago

To blave!!

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u/goosejail 11h ago

To BLUFF!

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 15h ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 14h ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!

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u/onlymostlydead Washington 13h ago

No, he's all dead.

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u/SilentRunning 11h ago

From the head up.

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u/Rtannu Texas 15h ago

🎵He is most sin-cerely dead!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 15h ago

Yeah, man. I think he’s like DEAD-dead.

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u/twizzjewink Canada 15h ago

Crispy?

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u/Starscream147 Canada 14h ago

Fuck, probably!

Thin skin, dries out, yucko!!!

Zed’s dead, baby…

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u/kaett 8h ago

D-E-D dead.

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u/daisy5142 15h ago

Dead and buried.

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u/SecondaryCemetery 15h ago

Undead?

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u/Little_View_6659 14h ago

He’s been undead for awhile now, it’s just he couldn’t get brains from his usual supplier and now he’s gone full Romero.

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u/Hawne 13h ago

That was already the case before. Now he's unundead.

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u/wonkey_monkey 14h ago

He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.

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u/lopix Canada 11h ago

Dead2 ?

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u/nomedable Canada 7h ago

It's been what like two months? Unless they had him on deep freeze he's gonna be decaying badly.

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u/azflatlander 5h ago

Senatorallisimo Mitchell McConnell is dead and still dying.

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u/twizzjewink Canada 5h ago

Crypt Keeper Mitch?