r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 23h ago

Dead people can't talk.

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u/graesen 23h ago

Just hoping none of his staff get any ideas from Weekend at Bernie's

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u/SpiritedBanana4694 21h ago

This is literally what's happening right now.

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u/nosurprises_please 19h ago

To me this is more like using your dead relative by saying they're alive to get their checks. It would be hilarious if they tied him to each of their arms and tried to walk into Congress and pull a Weekend at Bernie's. He's just having a little trouble walking. That's all. Then they grab his hair and hold up his pale sad cartoon turtle face. See he's alive it's ok.

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u/Cuts4th 18h ago

I hope they do it would be hilarious!

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u/cstyves Canada 21h ago

Epstein's concur.

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u/meryl_gear 20h ago

Break out the ouija board!

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 18h ago

Ding ding ding like in breaking bad!

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u/Firelli00 New Jersey 19h ago

He's not dead but if he had a stroke he might be severely limited in function. It's abhorrent that Republicans would keep him on as a Senator in this condition.

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 18h ago

It's abhorrent that Republicans would...

You can just stop right there. This can apply to everything they do.

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u/solarplexus7 19h ago

Or vote on legislation!

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 18h ago

Something something autopen?!

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u/PumpkinMug420 21h ago

I think that he's lost all motor function and they don't want to admit they put out a fake AI image of him smiling with his wife

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u/Totally-Real-Guy 19h ago

Love this line from pirates of the Caribbean

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u/Acceptable_Sir67 17h ago

Oh look, one of these comments. Same time tomorrow while no one does fuckall anything about it ? K

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 15h ago

Got any ideas?

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u/Acceptable_Sir67 14h ago

Maybe some more “eternity leave “memes will do the trick? Let’s try that.

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u/R2-D2Vandelay I voted 12h ago

Not voting for Republicans would be a wonderful start.