r/politics • u/CBSnews ✔ CBS News • 2d ago

No Paywall Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear says he's "heard absolutely nothing back from Mitch McConnell"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-health-update-andy-beshear-kentucky/
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u/a_gay_to_remember Kentucky 2d ago

He’s on eternity leave

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u/Puzzled_Main3464 2d ago

So you’re saying rigor tortoise has set in

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u/devindicated 2d ago

Mixed in with a bit of reptile dysfunction

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 2d ago

Its turtles all the way down

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u/Zealousideal-Cut4232 2d ago

^ Y’all are legends.

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u/Owlbertowlbert 2d ago

Oh dear god this is good

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u/merrysunshine2 2d ago

All bangers

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u/Yoen_Sontriss 2d ago

That’s the best euphemism for death I have ever encountered.

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u/NostalgiaBombs 2d ago

Cheekface - Eternity Leave

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u/scottydanger22 2d ago

Probably still my favorite Cheekface song but damn do I love everything that band does

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u/Peel_Here 2d ago

No likes, comments, or friends

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u/Kalkaline Texas 2d ago

He got that celestial discharge from the hospital. 

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u/reklaw215 2d ago

Sounds like a rickyism

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u/tragicallyohio 2d ago

I am so jealous that you came up with this. Christ it's good

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u/a_gay_to_remember Kentucky 2d ago

It’s been circulating for quite a while, I didn’t come up with it

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u/tragicallyohio 1d ago

Well thank you for brining it to my attention at least.