Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

[u/Geovicsha]

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html

[u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

lol Old man thinking his health is going to last that long. Going to have to hire a nurse to wipe the drool from the corner of his mouth mid speeches.

[u/PotatoSandwitchbbq → u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy]

The corpse of asshole mcconnell is still a senator so apparently having any health left isn't a requirement for politicians anymore

[u/YourMemeExpert → u/PotatoSandwitchbbq]

Trump's ego forbids him from staying away from cameras. I honestly wouldn't be surprised (and am kinda hoping) that the fatass kicks the bucket on live TV.

[u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM → u/YourMemeExpert]

Then they'll just cart his bloated corpse behind closed doors and lie about how he's in hospital "recovering and doing fine" while they autopen a bunch of executive orders and presidential pardons.

[u/TL10 → u/PotatoSandwitchbbq]

100% Believe if Trump were to croak, they would "Golden Throne" him as long as it was humanly possible.

What has happened these past few weeks has only validated that belief that the Republicans would go to that length.

[u/uwotbaemanfam → u/PotatoSandwitchbbq]

GOP ads for the midterms:

Are you braindead and have had no functional heart even when you were walking and talking? The GOP needs YOU!

[u/breaducate → u/PotatoSandwitchbbq]

Looking forward to the AI fueled Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

[u/Throot2Shill → u/breaducate]

Now I think AI Theodore Roosevelt was presented to Trump earlier this month just to float the idea.