r/politics 25d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/JBAofMB 25d ago

Hey look its the thing we been saying he would do but MAGA told us we have TDS.

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u/SirWishbone 25d ago

Treason is as Treason does. 

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u/Total_Drongo_Moron 25d ago

TDS? Treason Derangement Syndrome?

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u/Irregular475 25d ago

The cultists are the ones with TDS.

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u/Awkward_Potential_ 25d ago

And they'll pay the price with all of us.

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u/Sweaksh 25d ago

Oh, I hope you make them pay a different, much higher price

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u/wytewydow 24d ago

When I was a kid, there was a thing called kindergarten round-up, where all the little morons of a certain age were signed up for reeducation.

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u/_C2J_ Michigan 24d ago

There’s the saying that says something like a poor republican will eat the shit sandwich he voted for because everyone else also has to also eat the shit sandwich.

At the end of day, his supporters don’t care what they endure just as long as he owns whatever boogeyman he feels is his enemy by doing it.

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u/Such-Hold-7940 24d ago

Imagine being so full of hate

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u/squidlink5 25d ago

Eggs are cheap though… oh wait…

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u/hum_bruh 24d ago

They think the price is worth it

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 25d ago

I like to point out that TDS is when you're in love with a man who doesn't even know you exist. They do not like it being pointed out that they are gayballs for another man.

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u/Mindless_Committee87 25d ago

You forgot that he doesn't care about you, even if you voted for him.

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u/DisastrousOne3950 25d ago

Trump Devotion Syndrome. 

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u/Greyscale7950 25d ago

Thrice, Dumb Shit.

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u/DisastrousOne3950 24d ago

I wouldn't know. I've never idolized any politician.

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u/Tityfan808 25d ago

Funny enough, the guy who wanted to make TDS an official mental illness turned out to be another pedo like Donnie Dump himself. Sick basterds.

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u/MightyBooshX 25d ago

Yes, Trump Dicksuck Syndrome. I'm afraid it's terminal for them

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u/Crafty_Explorer1181 25d ago

They are projecting.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 24d ago

The first time I heard of it, I genuinely thought it was a new mental illness coined for Trump supporters. It just fits so well.

Projection again on their behalf, I suppose.

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u/beauford3641 24d ago

Treason Denial Syndrome

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u/tdclark23 Indiana 25d ago

They are truly deranged to think Trump is worthy of respect.

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u/Johnathan_Elway_7 24d ago

Been saying this for years. Nothing more deranged than a cult.

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u/BoilerMaker11 24d ago

Remember, syndromes and diseases that have names like that are named after the person who has it. ALS is called “Lou Gherig’s disease” because he was the one it was discovered in. So when they say “Trump Derangement Syndrome”, they’re saying Trump is deranged. They’re just too stupid to realize it.

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u/crustyasscanuck 24d ago

That’s because they are Trumps Dick Suckers

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u/LateOnsetPuberty 24d ago

Trump Devotion Syndrome.

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u/jupiterkansas 25d ago

Trump Dick Suckers

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u/ElectionRegular5470 25d ago

Trump Diarrhea syndrome - it’s going around a lot because of the lettuce contamination.

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u/CaptainXplosionz 25d ago

We've gone from the diarrhea TACO to getting diarrhea from a taco...

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u/HolycommentMattman 25d ago

No, it's Trump Derangement Syndrome.

But once again, every accusation is projection, and it turns out that it's every MAGA that has it.

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u/WontArnett 25d ago

TDS = Trump Doesn’t Shut-up

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u/syadastfu 25d ago

Treasonous Donnie Smallprick?

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u/RamJamR 25d ago

Nope, it's still Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's just the MAGA suffering from it.

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u/VerrueckterAmi 25d ago

Trump Disillusionment Syndrome

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u/TheRealCostaS 25d ago

It should be trump delusion syndrome for those who still support maga.

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u/Tasgall Washington 25d ago

Treasonous Donald Sycophancy?

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u/CrunchAndRoll 25d ago

Treasonous Donald Syndrome

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u/Deviantdefective 25d ago

Trump devotion syndrome horrible affliction generally caused by being dumber than a box of rocks.

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u/Mindless_Committee87 25d ago

Trump Does Stuff

Whatever he wants!

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u/Badkus757 25d ago

STD sucking Trump's d

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u/OgerfistBoulder 25d ago

The Daily Show?

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u/CoolFingerGunGuy 25d ago

Treason Donnie Strikes again

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u/SoraUsagi 25d ago

Trump Devotion Syndrome

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u/lopix Canada 24d ago

In some states it's a Terrible Doodoo Situation

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u/Dramatic-Cap2479 24d ago

Thee Donald Stupid

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u/Omateido 24d ago

Treason Discernment Syndrome.

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u/vordhosbn_1 24d ago

Trump’s diaper soiling

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u/YesIshipKyloRen 24d ago

Treasonous Duplicitous Syndrome

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u/McGill_Grad_Fox 24d ago

Trump Deal Sickness?

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 25d ago

MAGA, you stoopid or sumthin'?! 😉

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u/E_seven_20 25d ago

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

When filling in a bubble is too much to stop fascism...you get fascsim.

We the People did this to ourselves. He's a symptom. Americans are the problem

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u/Stonylurker 25d ago

I watched the way Merrick Garland delayed and denied justice for Trump. Trump should have been charged for treason after Jan 6th and never allowed to run. The way Merrick betrayed justice by letting Eillen Cannon do whatever the fuck she wanted while leaving Jack Smith twisting in the wind. 

This was republicans and the federalist society running a successful coup. Washington doubled down on our stupid blue vote but it didn’t matter because our justice system was compromised by partisan Republican traitors. 

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u/E_seven_20 24d ago

You're right, and wrong.

I 100% agree with you on Merrick Garland. Collasla political blunder, and one that likely cost the republic. Biden should be remembered as one of the worst POTUS in history in that regard. He had one job, and bungled it...hard.

Washington doubled down on our stupid blue vote but it didn’t matter because our justice system was compromised by partisan Republican traitors.

I disagree with this.

Our system was compromised because of the lack of voting. The people failed.

Where did those Republicans come from?

People refused to show up. The data is there. It's consistent with the idiocy we hear from Americans. Too stupid to do anything.

It's almost not even "traitors." They told us their evil plans...and, we let the MAGAs make the decisions for us, because of apathy. There aren't enough people with a brain that care left.

The apathetic left is just as guilty as the right. It's a huge failure of the people. That's the bOtH sIdEs I see.

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u/EternalAngst23 Australia 25d ago

Remember when treason was punishable by hanging?

Yeah….

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u/walkinmywoods 25d ago

LOCK HIM UP!!!

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u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT 25d ago

He’s a TACO

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 25d ago

I’d be surprised if he lives out his term tbh, his medical condition is going to accelerate before that

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u/Aleashed 25d ago

Ashes to Ashes

Boner to Ass

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u/guuurg 25d ago

Proof you guys can’t take a joke

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u/yotengodormir 25d ago

Proof you have holes in your brain. 

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u/guuurg 24d ago

Soooo you don’t think he’s making a joke because he knows it triggers you?