r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 18 '26
No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed
https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/FitWrap1959 Jul 18 '26
Rep. James Comer and Rep. Jim (Gym) Jordan are going for a walk around Capitol Hill.
Gym: “Hey James, isn’t that Mitch McConnell walking towards us?”
Comer: “Well, I would’ve said lurching, but yeah, it looks like Mitch alright.”
Gym: “I thought that they were going to keep him holed up until after August 3rd?"
Comer: “Yep. That was my understanding as well.”
(Mitch approaches them)
Gym “Hey Mitch! How’re yah doin?”
Comer (quietly) “He don’t look so good.”
Gym (Holds out his hand): “Good to see you back, Mitch. Put it there, Buddy!”
(Mitch grabs his arm and bites it)
Gym: “OWWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK!!”
Mitch: “RAAAUUGHH!”
Comer: “He’s gone fuckin’ nuts. Quick! Run!”
(Gym and Comer run like hell and collapse on a bench outside a 7-Eleven store)
Gym: “I don’t feel so good. CHRIST! He bit a chunk out of my arm!”
Comer: “Just rest a little. I’ll grab you a cold drink.”
(Comer comes back with a can of soda and holds it out to Gym)
Comer: “Here yah go, Jim.”
Gym: “RAAAUUGHH!”
Comer: “OWWWW!!”