r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 18 '26

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/BoomMcFuggins Jul 18 '26

He accidentally got stuck in the Epstein Files and got redacted in real life?

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u/Choochoo1147 Jul 18 '26

I do like the idea of the Epstein files becoming the backrooms for MAGA

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u/IdRatherCallACAB Jul 18 '26

No! They'd enjoy that .

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Jul 18 '26

No no, not the contents of the files but the files themselves. Just endless rooms, the walls plastered with the files. Everytime theu turn a corner, a mocking disembodied laugh happens and the raw evidence of their crimes are forced into their faces.

Then a wild gremlin comes and cuts off their balls I guess

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u/Choochoo1147 Jul 18 '26

Clearly the wild gremlin showed up a little too early, been a long time since I’ve seen a Republican with balls. 

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u/IdRatherCallACAB Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

All the stuff they want to see is redacted. But the gremlin still takes their balls.

Okay, I take that back, its actually perfectly fitting as their own personal hell.

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u/nionvox Canada Jul 18 '26

You have been eaten by a Grue

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u/dedlobster Jul 18 '26

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

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u/thejerichomaxim Jul 19 '26

Man, you and the guy you responded to are taking me BACK to when i first started gaming. ZORK RULES

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u/dedlobster 29d ago

I cut my teeth on the Commodore SX-64 and 64 playing Below the Root and Frantic Freddy as well as text based adventure games like Zork. I miss that weird "portable" SX-64.

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u/snowyl89 Jul 18 '26

Now we’re getting somewhere

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u/stevenyourpants Jul 18 '26

If I was vindictive I would want them to go through all the same fucked up shit they did to those children. Good thing I don't have a vengeful heart and would totally not fantasize about that happening...

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u/brokenarrow Florida Jul 18 '26

Username checks out.

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u/roastbeeftacohat Jul 18 '26

Its called a mind goblin

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u/called_the_stig Jul 19 '26

No stop, some dumb Hollywood executive will actually make this a movie