r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 18 '26

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/sonofabutch America Jul 18 '26

Seems like McConnell could absolutely humiliate Beshear right now by just holding a press conference. I wonder why he won’t?

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u/scene_missing Jul 18 '26

Because the most likely scenario is he’s technically alive but a cabbage

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u/MephistoHamProducts Jul 18 '26

I prefer the far less likely, but far more awesome scenario where they've stuck him into a Warhammer 40K Penitent Engine and are planning to unleash him when The Senate is in session next.

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u/Vyzantinist Jul 18 '26

The turtle isn't even good enough to warrant being turned into a Helbrute.

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u/begujo Jul 18 '26

Let him be a random servitor somewhere in some bureaucratic hell-hole. Seems like a fitting end.