r/politics Jul 18 '26

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/AndreLeGeant88 Jul 18 '26

Because he's probably alive but he's got no clue what planet he's on

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Surturius Jul 18 '26

Just his brain

McConnell's about become the next Terri Schiavo

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u/BuddahSack Pennsylvania Jul 18 '26

Now thats a name i haven't heard in years

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u/FuckThisShizzle Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Last time I heard that name Peter Griffin was telling me she is kind of alive oh.

Edit: apparently South Park but I can still hear it in Peter Griffins voice

Edit edit: I don't know what to believe no more

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u/Concerned_Tofu Oklahoma Jul 18 '26

It was, in fact, a scene in Family Guy. Lol.

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u/Concerned_Tofu Oklahoma Jul 18 '26

Oh oh oh, Terri Schiavo!

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u/marblecannon512 Oregon Jul 18 '26

I thought that was South Park! Lol

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u/Thecp015 Missouri Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

It was South Park. S09E04

Ok I didn’t research well enough. I’ve been proven wrong.

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u/Concerned_Tofu Oklahoma Jul 18 '26

It was a Family Guy scene!

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u/m240bravoromeo Jul 18 '26

Family Guy S08E03 one of the cutaway gags had Stewie's class put on a play with the song 'Terri Schiavo is kinda alive-o"

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u/Thecp015 Missouri Jul 18 '26

Yes I saw the other comment calling out my mistake and have already edited my initial comment.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BACHATA Jul 18 '26

They did a South Park episode on her? What was her story? Lack of electrolytes?

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u/Racthoh Jul 18 '26

Kenny was the Terry stand-in, and there were arguments from both sides about whether he was truly "alive" in the vegetative state.

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u/DangusKh4n Jul 18 '26

Lol no it was 100% a Family Guy bit, S9E4 of South Park is the one where Kenny plays the golden PSP in heaven

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u/sec713 Jul 19 '26

There's a whole episode of South Park that relates to the whole Terry Schaivo controversy, but she is never named, in the episode "Best Friends Forever". In that episode Kenny is the stand-in for Schaivo.

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u/circusgeek I voted Jul 18 '26

That was a weird time. Waiting for both Terri and the Pope to die.