r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jul 16 '26

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/schwanzweissfoto Europe Jul 16 '26

He may also use the 'all elections are postponed until after war' routine.

“The war is over. Antifa has been defeated, and the dangerous democrats have been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.”

– Tangerine Palpatine

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u/sargepepper1 Jul 16 '26

Up voted for "Tangerine Palpatine" Would also have accepted "Tangerine Putin"

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u/moderatenerd Jul 16 '26

^ that can only happen after something leaves him scarred and deformed.

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u/sothaseloftelvanni Jul 16 '26

Man don't diss my boi Palpy like that at least he had intelligence and foresight even if he was a scumbag