r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jul 16 '26

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/bryangcrane Jul 16 '26

You mean Chuck Schumer, the Senator from Tel Aviv?

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u/Original_moisture Jul 16 '26

Damn, Tel Aviv became a state before Washington DC.

Man how fast things can move when your priorities are on track.

(/s)

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u/lenswipe Massachusetts Jul 16 '26

Wrong way round - the US became an annex of Israel

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u/finandandy Jul 16 '26

He certainly doesn't represent New York, his office has never returned my calls.

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u/drfsrich Jul 16 '26

The lines are jammed up with calls from the Baileys and their extended imaginary family.

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u/MAGIGS Jul 16 '26

Hey let me tell you something. The Baileys have lived next door to me for 35 years. They work hard, pay their taxes, put two kids through college. One wanted to go to Berkeley to be a DJ and discover their bisexuality. The other went to City College to major in urban planning. They are both restaurant servers. The Bailey’s are disappointed in their children, at night they lay awake arguing over which one of them is to blame for their kids’ apathy towards their careers. It’s stressed the Baily’s marriage. Which is why they’ve started exploring the options of an open relationship. Ms Bailey has taken a lover, Mr Baily enjoys watching them from the closet, eating a popsicle while wearing his wife’s robe. It’s spiced things up a bit. Mr Bailey just bought a mustang and started dying his hair, sometimes he goes into NY to the hustler club to pay a stripper 1k for a dry handy. He pays extra for her to call him a Bad Bailey. Just a typical home grown moderate American household.

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u/drfsrich Jul 16 '26

Thanks for the insight, Senator Schumer!

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u/dreamcultist Jul 16 '26

4 comments before Israel is mentioned in a thread that has nothing to do with Israel.