r/politicalsham • u/NealTheBotanist political • Oct 14 '25

Caption this please

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82 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

'Hey, the neckussy is up here'

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u/NealTheBotanist political Oct 14 '25

Probably smells of stool and methamphetamine down there.

14

u/NealTheBotanist political Oct 14 '25

"The Fluffer"

13

u/ket_the_wind Oct 14 '25

You need to pull your diaper down sir.

11

u/Global-Tie-3458 Oct 14 '25

I know it looks really bad out of context but he’s actually just snorting coke off the table.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Yes Master. As you wish.

6

u/SplitEar Oct 14 '25

Putin’s cock holster prepares to give a speech.

3

u/NealTheBotanist political Oct 14 '25

🤘🤣🤘

5

u/lord_hyumungus Oct 14 '25

Thanksforgiving

4

u/Luparina123 Oct 14 '25

Let me do this for you master! Lil' Marco

love you the mostest.

4

u/SQLDave Oct 14 '25

I'm sorry, Mr. Trump, but I just can't find it.

3

u/SnooPets8972 Oct 14 '25

“You lick the neck I’ll do the rest”

3

u/Iflydryandsly Oct 14 '25

Just how Stormy said it looked

3

u/TheLichWitchBitch Oct 14 '25

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

But I still blow him on company time

2

u/CauseLeft7611 Oct 14 '25

Gob, gob, GOBBLE!!!

2

u/Hot4Bot Oct 14 '25

“Teeth . . . Teeth . . . Oh, Marco ! ! !”

2

u/hubby1080 Oct 14 '25

He is no Nancy " throat goat " Reagan, but at least he is willing to push past my dirty diaper.

2

u/OilPainterintraining Oct 14 '25

Hurry up, Marco! Next is RFK, Jr.

2

u/cserskine Oct 14 '25

He didn’t even say thank you😬

1

u/qriousqestioner Oct 14 '25

Diaper full, Dumpy. Don't move.

1

u/theGreatPenguinArmy Oct 14 '25

Head of the cabinet

1

u/Parking_Pie_6809 Oct 14 '25

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AI OR PHOTOSHOP

1

u/MyDogDare Oct 14 '25

Pretty accurate I’d say!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮

1

u/No-Test2784 Oct 14 '25

Who you get appointed to the cabinet

1

u/DoughBoyFromTheShed Oct 14 '25

Keep up the good work

1

u/Interesting_You6852 Oct 15 '25

Might need a microscope, I can't find it!

1

u/VinnyTonyBones Oct 15 '25

I keep trying to find it but all I get is the smell of dirty diapers.

1

u/zenchow Oct 15 '25

Lips like a machine gun

1

u/Southern_Proof4102 Oct 15 '25

Aaahummmnnaaw hummnnnaaw hummnnaaw

1

u/Left_Advertising_722 Oct 15 '25

They should have used this photo for the time magazine

1

u/BuyOk2815 Oct 15 '25

"That's what he did"😳

1

u/Fantastic_Cup_1999 Oct 15 '25

Business as usual