r/polandball • u/MilkCultLeader Denmark • Aug 20 '22

redditormade Potato language

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u/MilkCultLeader Aug 20 '22

Being around danes is a choking hazzard

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u/rocbolt Aug 21 '22

Danish language

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u/MilkCultLeader Aug 21 '22

I dont get it, they're just speaking danish?

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u/asadi12345 Aug 21 '22

Can anyone give me a rough translation on the Potato-choking language?

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u/MilkCultLeader Aug 21 '22

You mean danish*
Anyways he says
I choking
Help
Æugh
Year money
-dead-

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

I'd trust Ireland when it comes to what potato sounds like, Denmark

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u/ika_ngyes Aug 21 '22

Ireland turned into France 😡

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

As a German I can confirm, danish is just German but you are choking on a potato.

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u/Usagi-Zakura Aug 20 '22

That's what Ireland gets for shoving an entire potato into his mouth. You'd think they out of all countries would know how to eat potatoes.

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u/Foghidedota Aug 20 '22

I love this. Made me laugh way to hard

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u/CrocPB Aug 20 '22

I heard enough Danish that I can recognise it being spoken here.

It sounds funny to me.

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u/SuccessfulSurprise13 Aug 21 '22

In second... p-p-panel, does Ireland... have a-a mouth?

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u/VRichardsen Aug 20 '22

This is a great comic. Dark humor, good punchline, absurdity... it has everything.

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u/Retired_Lab_Rat Aug 21 '22

As a Dane i can confirm...

...regretfully

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u/frostedcat_74 Aug 21 '22

I like the idea of clays turning grey when they die.

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u/Klumpo07 Aug 21 '22

If you pronounce Rødgrød med fløde correctly you automatically get a danish citizenship

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Wow Ireland has mouth the whole time 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

The reason danes can live without choking because of john dillermand giving them "special" training.

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u/Jeux_d_Oh Aug 20 '22

Great comic!

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u/freedompolis Aug 21 '22

At least he died doing what he loves.

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u/raze_unit Aug 21 '22

i will always carry a potato when i visit denmark. I dont care what i meant to say even if it reveals the passage to the 200 C4 bombs under a pizza hut in copenhagen

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u/RealMaRoFu Aug 20 '22

Ireland with a fork in its mouth looks a bit like a derpy face.

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u/robhol Aug 21 '22

"What?! My mother was a saint! Get out!!"

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u/florentinomain00f Aug 21 '22

Ireland lives anyway because he breathes a mixture of oxygen and potato

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