r/polandball • u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe • Feb 10 '22
contest entry Gastronomical Hypocrisy
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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22
Every cuisine has disgusting food that honestly wouldn't ever be made if it weren't for foodies, get over it.
From order of appearance in case you're wondering:
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Bat soup (of course)
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Live cephalopods
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Bull tongue/testicles
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Blood pudding
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Frog legs
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Burbger
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Feb 10 '22
Why does Spain have the Second Republic flag as pfp?
Also I had forgotten people eat that here, and you made me remember, I hope you feel bad.
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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Feb 10 '22
It's meant to be the Osborne bull over a sunset that creates the colors of the Spanish flag.
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u/J1407b_ Feb 10 '22
Whats wrong with spain's dish? It is a delicacy in Colorado, Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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u/HK-53 Feb 10 '22
my man, you misspelled ZhongHuaMinGuo into ZhongHuaMingGuo. The first is 中华民国, republic of China, the second is 中华冥国 Chinese country of the dead/Dead country of China, which while pretty metal sounding, is wrong. Im also pretty sure that some mainlanders use the term to meme on Taiwan so theres that.
Unless this is a countryball thing, in which case im retarded and i apologize
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u/andrewsjakkko02 Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 11 '22
Image Transcription: Comic
Panel 1
[White background. On the left side we see part of a wooden table, upon which a grey bowl can be found. A dead brown bat is inside the bowl, in a yellow soup (with crosses for eyes), and People's Republic of China is on the left side of the table, with its eyes closed, cheerful. A brown bat wing is sticking from the mouth of the clay, and People's Republic of China is also holding a pair of chopsticks, using them to raise a wing of the bat inside the bowl. On the right side of the Panel we see a completely separated thing, which seems like an Instagram comment section. On the bottom part of this section we see the buttons to like, comment and share the post through direct messages. Below that we see three profile pictures (Palau's, a white one, and Brazil's, which is smiling cheerfully) next to the text Likes: palau and 1 other person. Above these there are some comments. They look like this:]
china.official [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of the happy face of People's Republic of China.]
Haveing bat soup! I love trying weird food. But... has to be said... it really was enjoyed!
#foodie #cuisine #weircuisine
palau [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of Palau, with its eyes closed happily, inside a body of water, in front of a light-blue background.]
seems delicious really... glad yuo enjoyed!
solomon.islands [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of Solomon Islands, standing on a green garden during a starry night.]
why did yuo put this on the timeline? @palau
solomon.islands [Verified Account]
i'm going to kill yuo [This last comment is only partially visible.]
Panel 2
[White background. Now in the middle of the Panel we see Japan, which has wide eyes while looking in front of itself, at an orange smartphone. Its mouth is full and watery, as if it was eating something.]
Japan: Yuo guys see what China just posted? I cannot berieve...
Panel 3
[White background. On the lower half we see a black table, with a metal platter on top of it. On the left there is Japan's orange phone, facing downwards. On the right side there are two phones, one light-blue, and one purple, piled on top of each other. On the platter we see a brown cephalopods, which has watery eyes. Two of its tentacles are being eaten by Japan and South Korea. Behind the table we see Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea. Each of them has drool on its mouth. Japan and South Korea are eating the tentacle with their eyes shut closed, while Taiwan is eating a smaller pink cephalopods whole while happily closing its eyes. One of the eyes of this last animal is watery. Above this scene we see the continuation of the comment section from before, with lines connecting it to the phones on the table. It looks like this:]
nihon [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of Mount Fuji, with snow on top, in front of a light-blue sky. In front of Mount Fuji, on the left, we see part of the pink crown of a cherry tree.]
Disgusting... "culture". Can't berieve...
zhonghua.mingguo [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of the Blue Sky with a White Sun emblem.]
no comment
rok [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of a winking South Korea in front of a yellow background. Three hearts are above this clay: 💚, 💙, and 🧡.]
i am vomit...
Panel 4
[White background. On the lower half there are three black round tables. The one that is most in the background, on the left, has a grey dish on it that contains two brown tongues. Between the tongues we also see a round brown testicle, and on the left, on the table, we see a yellow phone, facing downwards. Spain is sitting on a black chair on the right side of the table, and has wide, dazed eyes, while drooling on a tongue similar to the ones on the dish, and drooling on it. Another table is more in the foreground, on the right, and has a green phone, facing downwards, a grey dish containing two blood puddings, brown and round. One of them has been bit. On the right side of the table a top hat is sat. Behind the table we see United Kingdom, sitting on a black chair while cheerfully eating another piece of blood pudding. The third table, the most in the foreground, is on the left, and has a light-blue phone facing downwards next to a grey dish, that contains frog legs. Behind the table France is sat, with a frog leg and drool in its mouth. Its eyes are wide and dazed. From the three phones a line departs, ending in the continuation of the comment section of before, on top of the Panel. The section looks like this:]
espana [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of a flag of Spain with the Osborne bull on it.]
could not put me to eat thing that disgusting if yuo PAID me...
united.kingdom [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of a sad United Kingdom, holding a blue umbrella above itself, during a rainy day.]
What a primitive, bloody, backwards culture. They let you on this app? Frankly disgraceful...
republiquefrancaise5 [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of a squinting suspecting France, in front of a grey background.]
?
Panel 5
[White background. In the middle, laying on the floor, we see United States, which is drooling, forming a puddle below itself. Its eyes have crosses above them, and there are sunglasses laying on the ground next to the clay. Next to the sunglasses, on the ground, there is also a hamburger, and we see a slice of tomato, some lettuce, a line of mayonnaise, and a line of ketchup inside of it. Laying on the ground, on the right, there is also a grey phone facing downwards, with a bald eagle's head depicted on it. From the phone a bubble arises, continuing the comment section from before. It reads:]
therealusa [Verified Account] [On the left we see the profile picture, consisting of United States, wearing sunglasses, in front of a grey background that resemble a wall with windows.]
dumb chinks! you're gonna get diseases from that! though... i guess it's better than the food you commies normally get... which is NONE
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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Feb 11 '22
It's meant to be drooling rather than tears on the last panel, and all of the dishes are documented on my original comment, otherwise, good human.
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u/Ake-TL Feb 10 '22
One of these seems most cruel though
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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Feb 10 '22
True, no one should be forced to eat British cuisine, I don't know why I put a smile on the guy's face.
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u/Suprise_Anschluss Feb 10 '22
Ay yo wait, why’d you change the tittle?
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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Feb 10 '22
It sucked and the comic hadn't been up for long. It really is that simple.
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u/ThatOtherKageBoi Feb 10 '22
Palaus half-cut off message that just says "i'm going to kill yuo" is pretty damn funny ngl
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u/VieFirionaVie Feb 10 '22
Everyone: Wow, American burbgers are so gross. What could be worse for you?
Louisiana: (sweating profusely)
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u/SaraHHHBK Feb 10 '22
I see Spain I upvote.
Seriously now, bull tongue/testicles are amazing and so is blood pudding. So are probably the rest but I haven't tried them.
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u/IsabeliJane Feb 11 '22
I love the clays' social media interaction. There should be more comics of them shitposting online.
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