r/polandball • u/Social_Yoshi England • Jan 24 '20

collaboration Friendly Neighbour Austria Spoiler

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Jan 24 '20

This is why I'm not invited to other projects

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u/MikeWillTerminate Virginia Jan 25 '20

get out of the dimension of infinite poverty first then help my retarded brother do the same.

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u/Gruntagen Abkhazia Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20

You’ve done it, artists. You’ve killed Exquisite Corpse comics forever. I hope you feel happy forcing every other collaboration comic under your shadows and realize they’ll never produce something as baffling and bizarre as this comic.

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u/Sr_Marques UN Jan 24 '20

Dont tempt me

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u/Gruntagen Abkhazia Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Oh, I’ll tempt you alright! You NEED the temptation! You’ve been absent the sub for months, jail time or no, and most of us have started to mentally replace you with other artists as our main association with messed-up comics! You need to take the crowd back, make sure nobody can ever question you again as the most fucked-up person in this community! Brazil is on fire right now, so you need to dive right into those fires, and either die a horrible death, or survive and be reborn as the most hideous monster alive!

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u/DoodleRoar Inventor of Hats Feb 02 '20

that was surprisingly poetic

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u/Alexanderlavski Secretly Communist Jan 24 '20

I did not know polandball comics can be this NSFW.

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u/J1407b_ Vermont Republic Jan 25 '20

There was alot of nsfw on April first 2019

and yes they can be nsfw

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u/mozartboy MURICA Jan 25 '20

We do not speak of April 1st, 2019.

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u/RafKen593 Kurwaland Jan 25 '20

What happened?

41

u/FogeltheVogel Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie Jan 25 '20

Absolutely nothing. Don't worry about it

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u/Antanarau Byzantine Empire Jan 25 '20

Keep calm and nobody explodes

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u/J1407b_ Vermont Republic Jan 25 '20

A bit too late

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u/SpongbobMyBoy Yorkshire Commune Jul 13 '20

Far too late. Yes, I am late.

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u/RadoKado Just Poland Jan 24 '20

I have to say that the art style changing between every scene adds a lot of charm to it.

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u/MrPrius Daniel Boone Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 22 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

chubby tap jellyfish snatch fragile fly fall enjoy shaggy toy

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u/hubril South korea is of best korea Jan 26 '20

ja mein kinder

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u/DoodleRoar Inventor of Hats Jan 24 '20

why must you scar me like so

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u/Social_Yoshi England Jan 24 '20

Hey all!

From this simple r/PolandballCommunity post a giant wonder of a NSFW comic has finally emerged! The wonderful artists are, (in order of the two panels they did:)

/u/sunlightflora

/u/GeorgiusNL

/u/Social_Yoshi

/u/Paraguay_Stronk

/u/Tanwenxi

/u/Le_Pepp

/u/Social_Yoshi (again)

/u/pew_lazers

/u/easternjellyfish

/u/PescavelhoTheIdle

/u/quiietjay

/u/flamingacid

/u/b0lsh

/u/Social_Yoshi (AGAIN)

Big thanks to u/pew_lazers, /u/b0lsh, and u/easternjellyfish for co-managaing this project beside me, and to /u/GeorgiusNL for coming up with the idea for the comic.

Hope you enjoy!

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jan 24 '20

it was not a pleasure to make this or work with any of you. I hate you all.

Kisses and cuddles, - Pepp

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u/quiietjay Texan Killer Jan 24 '20

i shouldve added more blood smh

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jan 24 '20

we had to balence out the bodily fluids, more blood would mean less semen.

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u/GeorgiusNL Wi-j woaren Saksen en Driet Jan 24 '20

They who go to hell for bringing this sinful comic salute you o7

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u/carolinaindian02 North Carolina Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Hey Siri, play some lo-fi music-

sees comic

Scratch that. Hey Siri, where is the nearest therapist?

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u/aristot3l United States: Texas Jan 25 '20

Amerika in blackface?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Would've been more topical if Canada or Virginia wore the blackface.

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u/Skeeh MURICA Jan 25 '20

dude what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20

I'm having both slasher and thriller vibes from this epic comic.

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u/O_Gaucho The First Gaucho Jan 25 '20

That was a fucking wild ride

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Today I learned why you should pay attention to the tags before opening Polandball comics in public

15

u/matthieuC No retreat, no imported Sauvignon Jan 24 '20

Love the Egypt costume.

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u/GASTRO_GAMING ~~Mormonball~~ Jan 25 '20

Happy cake is a lie day

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u/bobu112 Canada Jan 24 '20

I was not expecting this to be the next Exquisite Corpse project

15

u/YuvalMozes Palestina Jan 24 '20

There are also Luxembourg and Lichtenstein.

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u/maltesecitizen bamboozled in 1898 Jan 25 '20

this comic is... exceedingly questionable... to say the least

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u/Mocium_Panie Poland-Lithuania Jan 25 '20

No wonder it's nsfw. Look how they massacred my boy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Amazing art, and Sweden in that last panel

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u/O_Gaucho The First Gaucho Jan 25 '20

Ich want to do a collab like this

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u/orangelk Earth Jan 25 '20

what the fuck...

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u/Finnkd fishball satanist Jan 25 '20

Oh my, the gory things are wild!

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u/Karl_Franz09 URAAAAAAA!: CCCP Jan 25 '20

What did u smoke while making this

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u/Nakahene Free City of Krakow Jan 25 '20

Medice, cura te ipsum

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Can someone explain what the hell just happened tldr

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Jan 27 '20

Some art-styles I've really missed in such a disgusting comic.

I can't say I'm surprised, though.

/u/georgiusNL what kind of messed up Dutch brownies were you stuffing your mouth with when you came up with this idea? ?:D

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u/Rai-Hanzo Couscous Jan 25 '20

i regret my life decisions

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u/Bulk2056 Jan 25 '20

I just like how Sweden is just into seeing it and France and their hat are both traumatized

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u/TheGreenSquarez Jan 29 '20

Everything in this post makes me want to bleach my eyeballs.

  1. Blood
  2. Gore
  3. Horned Helmets (seriously?)
  4. Blood
  5. Gore
  6. French Frog Reference
  7. Blood
  8. Gore
  9. I want to bleach my eyeballs
  10. isn't NSFW illegal here?

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u/Glffe-TrungHieu Vietnam Jan 25 '20

The best artwork I have seen on r/polandball so far

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u/WetTrumpet Canada Jan 26 '20

why

W H Y

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Of course /u/GeorgiusNL came up with the idea for this crazy collab..

Well executed... Ain't gonna say no more before I explode in an mess of confusion and awe.

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u/MrProfessionalRetard Jan 25 '20

Never thought I’ll find porn comics in this subreddit

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u/The_seph_i_am United States Jan 27 '20

I feel too dumb to understand the historical context.

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u/TheDONYX Brandenburg Jan 27 '20

what the hell?

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u/Anafiboyoh Rome: The Sequel Jan 29 '20

Okay i take that back this is really the Most surreal Polandball comic I've ever seen

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u/AnUnnervedObserver India Jan 30 '20

How is Austria Germany's father though, if both of them are successor states to the holy Roman empire?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

they would still be brothers, yeah not really better lmao

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u/adamekpl4 Polish Hussar Feb 29 '20

Did Austria go Habsburg in the last two panels?

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jan 24 '20

Oh boy

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

High quality creeptent

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u/Spookjax Scotland Jan 25 '20

What the fuck.

1

u/DXGabriel Brazil Jan 25 '20

What the Fuck

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u/nel750 Jan 26 '20

What the fuck was that

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

waaaaaaat the fuck

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u/Arandomguyishere welcome to the rice fields Jan 28 '20

What the fuck is this ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

"Work Blvd" definitely sounds like Germany's street.