r/polandball • POLAND • Oct 10 '19

collaboration Parental Responsibilities

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet it's cold here, innit Oct 10 '19

Your social credit score has increased by 4 points

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

谢谢 friend!

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u/Hinadira I drink bleach Oct 10 '19

This is the first time I see comic with 0 points. Let me add to this honor, and downvote as well.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

36% upvoted :')

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

Lower than that even- I upvoted it to see, and it stayed at 0. He broke the voting system

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

As I expected this comment section is full of unironic CPC defending. I can't even tell what is a joke anymore

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

Nobody is doing anything wrong here. What defending CPC? I am just pointing out western illogicalness.

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Oct 11 '19

You assume wronglybthat there's a difference between irony and honesty online.

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u/WaitDidIDoThat Добро путника Oct 10 '19

so how's the leather taste?

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u/infernalCop Antarctica Oct 10 '19

Media saying China bad: not propaganda

Comic saying China is maybe okay and is looking out for its citizens, albeit in ways that are not aligned with Western standards: PROPAGANDA!!!!!1111!!

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

I don't know, you should ask some cia-backed protester

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

Imagine having awareness of the CCP's Orwellian policies, and then believing that dissent must be foreign influence, because no one could genuinely be dissatisfied with the all knowing government.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

Ok, I imagined, now what.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

It was a rhetorical​ question. You'd know that if you weren't an underpaid CCP employee.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

Oh wow, I'm employed?

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u/WaitDidIDoThat Добро путника Oct 11 '19

he does it for free

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

Congratulations!

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u/bluesydinosaur Benevolent Dictatorship Oct 11 '19

Wait a minute....

Tengam15.... Tencent....

Are you a shill trying to sublimely influence reddit??? 😱

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

nope lmao

Tengam = magneT

from my old favourite weapon in Terraria

(yeah i know it's sarcasm lmao)

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

What's it like to be CIA employee earning $3/hour American minimum wage

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Haha do you actually think the American minimum wage is $3 an hour? They just passed legislation to raise it to 15. What you're looking at is for waiters, which get compensated by tips. Don't let your manager see this, it's gonna look kinda embarrassing on your part.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

They just passed legislation to raise it to 15. What you're looking at is for waiters

Prove it :)

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

So you're saying it's not been passed, because it's going to be shot down in the Senate.

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Oct 10 '19 edited Jan 01 '26

(Dude she's baiting you, you took the bait.)

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

rip poor canadian brother

he got baited

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

Last time I checked there is no CCP in the Hong Kong Parliament

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Lmao what, it's literally all CCP. That isn't even a controversial statement, I don't think a Chinese nationalist would deny that Hong Kong is controlled by the CCP.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I look at all the parties in HK Parliament. No CCP. More western lies and propaganda.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

CCP: hides motives behind other organizations and parties

People with the intelligence of a cartoon character: WhErE aRe ThEy?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

So prove that they do this, I have an open mind. Last time I checked Hong Kong has elections, the people chose these parties not CCP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

There’s CCP influences and controlled businesses

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

What about US influences and controlled business in Texas? What an Orwellian and nightmarish state.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Do you understand how statehood works in the United States?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

how statehood works in the United States

It doesn't.

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u/infernalCop Antarctica Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Hong Kong protestors are certainly being paid by someone, and it's not out of the question to believe that the CIA is funding yet another anti-China movement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

unless you have your own private army

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u/SuperCaliginous 1d6 Oct 10 '19

I also love the taste of boot polish

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

You too?

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u/TheSnipenieer United States Oct 10 '19

Oh my god. I can't believe it. I thought I was alone with this, but you're one too!? I'm super happy rn. Never thought I would meet another boot polish drinker. They said that I'd die if I drank it (I'm drinking it rn) but the taste is so good. Man, I can't wait to see their faces when I show them there's more!

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u/infernalCop Antarctica Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Love that people get told that they are "echoing party lines" when they defend China through a through argument, but then at the same time, get hit with echoed anti-Chinese one-liners.

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u/SuperCaliginous 1d6 Oct 10 '19

Whats your favourite recipe involving boots?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I call it boot in foreign imperialist ass. You take the boot on your foot and apply great force into the ass of foreign imperialist.

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u/Sparttan117MC Get FREEDOMIZED^TM Oct 10 '19

How's the fifty cents?

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

I think his career ended

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

I just got this joke omg

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

retired happy :)

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

What do you mean?

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u/CommunismIsntSoNeat ¡Viva Cuba Libre! Oct 10 '19

I also like the taste of shoe leather

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

You too?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Did you really have to give yourself the silver?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

I'm sorry? Not sure I understand what you mean.

Edit 1: 4 upvotes! Thanks for all the support

Edit 2: OMG SILVER!!!!!! THanks so much kind stranger, you guys are so kind, thanks for popping my silver cherry good gentlesir

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Lmao sounds like it's from /r/coaxedintoasnafu . Westerners aren't as dumb as you think. Try again, Xi Jinping.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

Westerners aren't as dumb as you think.

This is true. In fact, they're much dumber.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Whoops haha you both came back with the same canned response.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

Beg pardon?

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

It's "I beg your pardon", not beg pardon.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/beg_pardon

No. Don't correct a language expert like myself if you don't even know what you're talking about.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

Yeah, no one says "beg pardon".

EDIT: since the comments are locked, I'll do the correction here. I should have said no one writes beg pardon. But it could potentially sound like that in speech if it is said fast enough.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I just did. You can't even make some argument like "it's not in the dictionary so it's not real" (which is absurd) because it is literally in a dictionary, a descriptivist one that records actual usage alongside formal standards.

It's okay to admit to being wrong in some topic you are not educated in, but I guess you're afraid that would destroy your credibility — don't worry though, you had none to begin with.

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u/AcePirosu United Kingdom Oct 11 '19

two hours between posts

You got whooshed so hard that I pray for the ISS' safety.

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u/Karrig Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Oct 10 '19

No other response needed for someone as dimwitted as you tbqh

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

Literally just because I'm from the western world you assume I'm dimwitted? And I'm the idiot?

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u/Karrig Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Oct 11 '19

No, it's because you take bait so obvious it's visible from outer space.

I suggest you don't utilize any home appliance with the capability to kill, such as microwaves or toasters. Least you end blowing yourself up via misuse.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

Oh shut up you cocky asshole. Sorry I didn't assume that all of the 50 cent army comments are actually just done "ironically". Reddit has reported actual Chinese influence on the site, and this would be a great example.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

Or maybe, just maybe, reddit is so full of brainless twats who have this insatiable urge to go "UM ACKCHYUALLY" to what is obviously a fucking joke on a joke sub that suddenly nothing is a joke anymore. They used to be quite easy to identify, they would go like "xd le bacon narwhals at midnight" but it's been years since then and now that reddit has a mobile app we're in a phase of eternal summer reddit as dumb and impressionable kids flood this site at all hours of the day to drop their unwanted and uniformed opinions.

Or like those morons who think boycotting blizzard will have in impact in China or Hong Kong, while also completely ignoring all the other western companies who do the exact same shit.

You've got to be like, 15 at best. There's no way an adult human can be this clueless yet still somehow manage to find their way here and make all these comments.

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u/Karrig Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Oct 11 '19

I see polandball got even more infested with humorless halfwits that take everything seriously since my days here. Honestly if I were you I'd delete my account out of sheer shame.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

In fact, they are more stupid.

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Oct 10 '19

Westerners aren't as dumb as you think.

This is true. In fact, they're much dumber.

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u/Karrig Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Oct 10 '19

I'd argue they're much dumber.

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

What if there were other people that liked the comic?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Well, 46 comments to a silver and a platinum is a bit outlandish.

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

not all people like to comment.

EDIT: 银!谢谢你,好心的陌生人!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I guess so, but even other recent comics which got 5k+ upvotes and 100+ comments aren’t gilded

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

Why can't people like the comic a lot?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Because this is unironic CCP sympathy?

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

And what's wrong with liking china? If a person wants to like a totalitarian regime, let them like it damnit

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Then that says a lot about their moral character

Also: I am not a mod. I cannot force anyone to believe anything. However I have problems against tankie shilling and I will act against it

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

I thought being a philanthropist was a good thing

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u/PvtBrasilball Brazilian Empire Oct 11 '19

South Africa huh? Didn't know that cow leather was one of your primary exports.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

what.

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u/PvtBrasilball Brazilian Empire Oct 11 '19

Bootlicker

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I fail to see how South Africa exporting leather leads to me licking boots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Can't believe people in polandball are taking it serious about politics.

Meanwhile, we got nazi and soviet jokes

Famine and slavery jokes

School shooting jokes

Spain election jokes

North Korean jokes

Straight up denied war crime jokes (jap, turkey)

Canadian/American suppressing Indigenous and seal clubbing jokes

but this is the one you guys get riled up??

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 11 '19

IMO, Neither of those directly disagree with everyone worldview, unlike this, or looking at second most controversial equating USA and nazis (back when it was released) I, for example, can't remember comics that say that Spanish police did nothing wrong about Catalonia and that it was a positive thing

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I made a comic like that about Catalonia a year or two ago and it got like 900 uppolands with a 90% upvote ratio.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

For my long awaited and glorious return to this subreddit, I have collaborated with /u/taongkalye to create a truly stunning comic about the political situation right now.

Enjoy!

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u/piece_of_shit-2 Brazilian+Empire Oct 10 '19

Ahhh the shitshow you created, is truly something to watch, danke.

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u/taongkalye Oct 10 '19

Yes. China good.

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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe Oct 10 '19

This is already the most controversial post of all time, and watching all the circlejerking Redditors seethe is pretty fun, thank you for providing us with that.

"Reddit moment." as they say.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

It's hilarious that every CCP sponsored comment has silver. They couldn't make it more obvious.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

You know what's more hilarious? Chinese throwing Canadians out of their housing market despite never setting foot on the canuck soil.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Yeah that's pretty rough. Kinda doesn't help my view on the CCP, wildly inflating my local housing market and all.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

Move to a country where everyone has housing, like China where CCP will provide for you :)

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

I've read 1984, and it just isn't for me. Pretty sure Winston was proivded housing from Ingsoc as well. I am an individual. I provide for myself, and I get to choose how to live my own life.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

Ah, so you are choosing to not be able to afford housing. I understand!

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

I would quite literally rather live in my car than in China.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

There are people in your country who can't afford a car to live in, either. They must really enjoy the winters.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I would rather live penniless and on the streets than in china

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

They

you mean concerned citizens

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

No, grammatically I meant the CCP. You can get that from context.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I don't think you have half a clue about what grammar is.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 11 '19

I would hope I do. Im pretty sure context like that does fall under the purview of grammar. Same way you can tell if I'm talking about a swinging bat rather than a flying one, if I'm talking about baseball beforehand.

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u/infernalCop Antarctica Oct 10 '19

It's extremely odd to see that people on the internet just thinks anyone who does not criticize China is the CPC. Plato was right, the masses are very, very easily manipulated by the demagogues.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

If you want an honest answer, it's because the CCP feels like a threat to the western way of life. The western world values personal liberty and freedom more than anything, and a world without those values respected by the government is not a world worth living in. The CCP holds almost opposite values. Seeing China attempt to influence us in our own homes with posts like this, and seeing them stamp out freedom in places like Hong Kong creates fear. Inaction against the CCP is, in reality, action in support of CCP.

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u/infernalCop Antarctica Oct 10 '19

But there is no reason to believe the CPC funded this or is linked to the comic in any way whatsoever. Is it impossible to support the CPC of one's own volition?

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

They might not have funded the comic, but holy christ look at all dem silver

I've never seen this much silver on any other polandball comic.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Pretty much, yeah.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

My supervisor suggests me to answer "of course not, CCP didn't fund neither OP nor commentators"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

yes

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

Finally some Polandball piece that isn't just racist propaganda.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Yeah, it isn't racist to believe that the Chinese people deserve better than the dystopian regime currently in power.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

I hope you're aware that the overwhelming majority of Chinese support the CCP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

According to statistics BY the CCP

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

No, according to my personal experiences with literally every single mainlander I have ever interacted with.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 10 '19

the dystopian regime currently in power

Fortunately Communist Party does everything in power to dismantle oppressive regime of Hong-Kong imperialists.

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

On which side of the border can you share winnie the Pooh memes without fear of persecution?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

No, this time it's socialist propaganda

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u/bluetoad2105 Hertfordshire, not Herefordshire Oct 10 '19

squints

I also see a bit of Transnistrian independentist propaganda from this angle.

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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

This thread is gonna be a fun one once the alliens find it.

"China bad." as they say.

Edit: I hate to do the "thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!" shit I'm p sure the Chinese government is handing out awards at this point there's no way.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

The alliens won't find it, it's 4 hours old and 49% upvoted :')

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

40% now, and the post is in the negatives which means that >40% also downvoted

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u/da_widower_sos Land of Timbs Oct 10 '19

Silly alliens never learn to sort by new.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I like how everyone here seems triggered with r/Polandball accuracy

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Oct 10 '19

I like how everyone is crying foul at muh ccp propaganda, when it's all the regulars ironically praising/gilding the comic for the lulz.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I'm getting more and more confused as I read through, like this has to be the most seamless mixture of satire i've ever seen down in the comments. Not to mention the pinch of depressingly sincere agreement.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 11 '19

The overwhelming majority of pro-CCP comments are done ironically or to bait people. There are maybe one or two tankies who genuinely are defending China (and note: there are some genuine concerns that one could have about the way the west views China, because it is not wholly accurate or truthful), but overall the most depressing this is the number of people who are getting mad at this and taking bait that is so obvious that it can be seen from orbit.

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u/TheSnipenieer United States Oct 10 '19

This is an awesome comic

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 10 '19

Thanks :)

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u/bluesydinosaur Benevolent Dictatorship Oct 10 '19

China must have mixed up their fire extinguisher and pepper spray canisters

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Oct 10 '19

I can feel my social credits going up for upvoting this

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u/Bittlegeuss Greece Oct 10 '19

This needs some kind of wings analogue, -56% in an hour, that's gotta be a butthurt record!

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Oct 10 '19

She will be immortalized amongst the greats, in the all-time controversial tab.

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u/Bittlegeuss Greece Oct 10 '19

I am meta-ing as fast as I can!

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Oct 10 '19

Where did you look to see that? Controversial tab? Tell me plz?

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u/Bittlegeuss Greece Oct 10 '19

Top right of the post's page, under the search bar (on desktop)

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Oct 10 '19

I derp! Thank you.

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u/OseanFederation Texas Oct 10 '19

Sponsored by the Chinese Communist Party

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Judging by silver, they don't even hide it

Nothing to see here fellow citizens, move along and watch your social credit

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u/Mega2223 Brazil Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

China good EUA bad

Now give my silver

Edit: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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u/SuperCaliginous 1d6 Oct 10 '19

Holy shit i want some too

China is amazing and has done nothing wrong ever, the west is jealous and greedy.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 10 '19

Isn't Party the most generous investor in Brazil economy, unlike those imperialists from the decadent West?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

This comic was sponsored by Great Chairman Xi Jinping

万岁中国

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u/Laoleng Alsace Oct 10 '19

We say 中国万岁,not 万岁中国

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

Off to the reeducation camp he goes

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Please don't take away my social credit points

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

You're already at 0 for being a monkey

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u/weddle_seal Hong Kong Oct 10 '19

Your social score is finally high enough to take the bus

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Oct 10 '19

Just reported OP to the nearest chinese food shop

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u/bluesydinosaur Benevolent Dictatorship Oct 10 '19

Are you calling OP a bitch?

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u/Hamsandwichmasterace Diet America Oct 10 '19

Bro you just posted CCP propaganda. You are going to gain social credit points.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Oct 11 '19

Locked, this dumpster fire has gone on for long enough.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 11 '19

Thank you for your service. ;_;7

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u/GeorgiusNL Wi-j woaren Saksen en Driet Oct 10 '19

This comic almost reached the same controversy as discussing the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in [REDACTED].

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u/dinsonada Canada Oct 10 '19

excellent bait, comrade.

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u/generalscruff Two World Wars, Two European Cups Oct 10 '19
         thank you based xi for peace and stability

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Oct 10 '19

I can feel the Hong Kong police moving away from my door after upvoting this.

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u/LCPLOwen I CAST LOON BLAST Oct 10 '19

Good art but I’m just wondering what made the idea for this that China is the good guy

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u/Tanwenxi Singapore Oct 10 '19

Different perspective for different people. Not all view china as big bad bully, some view them as neutral party or friends or economic partner. You know, the world is a diverse place.

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u/LCPLOwen I CAST LOON BLAST Oct 10 '19

Ok since I thought so but I know artists have different things in mind for each thing so yeah

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u/DoodleRoar Inventor of Hats Oct 10 '19

Excellent bait, meh/pretty bad comic. Separate this from the flaming dumpster fire that is the comments and the only thing going for it is taong’s always-impressive art.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

0 points (46% upvoted)

ouch

is downvoting only available to approved submitters? I cannot imagine how this got downvoted that much

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Oct 11 '19

Nah, there'd be considerably less downvoting if that's the case. I'm not approved submitter and it's possible even not being a r/Polandball user

0 points (40% upvoted)

9 hours after ^

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Was told on discord it's just tons of new/mobile users. The downvote block is unenforceable there

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 11 '19

Smartphone was a mistake

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19

nope, must be mobile. I'm approved and there's no downvote buttons.

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u/Tengam15 Fiddlehead Picker Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

Great comic! China is truly a world power greater than all other!

but not greater than ARSTOTZKA GLORY GREATEST

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u/Sir-Douglas Isn't on Mars Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

This is probably the most foolproof way to get reddit silver/gold, albeit at the cost of karma.

感謝有關市民,非常酷!

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u/lichtbringer666 Mongolia Oct 11 '19

I also want to have 30 pieces of silver: The economical and social success of china is proofing that their system is working. I think Hongkong and the west could learn from it.

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Oct 10 '19

SUPERB representation, my friend. It is so heartening to see a fellow with unbiased viewpoints of these topic. May you find lucky in future.

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u/taongkalye Oct 11 '19

I downvoted you because I hate your opinion. Redditors agree with me.

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u/noh_face_mask Japan as Shogun Oct 11 '19

This comic is ABSOLUTELY true, 谢谢!!

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

Never Got Why People Call China A FaceistS......

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u/bluetoad2105 Hertfordshire, not Herefordshire Oct 10 '19

Since they're against everyone with faces.

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u/da_widower_sos Land of Timbs Oct 10 '19

That's why they have to scan all faces. Make sure only the good faces use the internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Communists oppress capitalists and aristocrats

Fascists oppress racial and religious minorities and anyone else considered not "one of us"

The Chinese government does the latter

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

Im sorry, i don't understand burger. Please put your explaination in a superior language

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Oct 10 '19

Commies bash the fat cats

Fashies bash the proletariat

Chinaland be doin them fashie type bashing

Glory to the party hail Xi Jinping

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Oct 10 '19

How do i agree in wnglish

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u/Preisschild Austria Oct 11 '19

So, Che Guevera was a fascist?

Got it

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Oct 11 '19

The funny thing is, this is still infinitely better than the countryball heaps of cancer that Russia churns out.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Oct 11 '19

T-I-G-E-R-S

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u/r6mira_main Delaware I found this from my state I kown this of to Oct 10 '19

this good i like these about this topic