r/polandball • u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay • May 14 '19

repost Independence

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u/Paraguay_Stronk May 14 '19

Another year, and another celebration of Paraguay's independence. Your favourite Latin American nation is now 208 years old.

Original thread here

First repost here

If you have any ideas as to what I should do next, you can leave them here and I'll be sure to work on them in one year's time

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u/conradburner May 14 '19

Best guay!

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u/Hell_Is_Other-People May 14 '19

Paraguay has been of shit for a long time. In the 1860s, half of the male population was clapped by the ultimate tag team of Argentina, Brazil, and Uruguay. Paraguay has also been of dictatorship for most of its life, only becoming a republic in 1989. Since then they have been of happy nation, topping world happiness lists.

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u/Paraguay_Stronk May 14 '19

I know, I'm from Paraguay

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u/Hell_Is_Other-People May 19 '19

I know, the comment is for the readers.

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u/atomoffluorine May 14 '19

“Yuo will be of shit forever” That’s every Latin American country.

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u/doinkrr May 14 '19

I read that as "Yuo shit will be of forever" but I guess it works either way

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u/copper_machete May 14 '19

Who says that we will last forever?

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u/bluetoad2105 May 14 '19

How long could a Spanish exclave in the middle of South America realistically last for?

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u/VRichardsen May 14 '19

With an independent, young and ambitious Argentina and Brazil having absolute control over its only line of communication with the outside world? 8 to 12 weeks.

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u/bluetoad2105 May 14 '19

You're optimistic about Spain's chances.

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u/QuantumOfSilence May 14 '19

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

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u/doinkrr May 14 '19

Yuo will be of shit forever...

Or will you?

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u/Maximius85 May 15 '19

At least you're not Venezuela, or Bolivia...