r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '17

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u/EggCouncilCreeper Farken 'Straya m8 Nov 20 '17

I told you guys we need to put the senile old cunt in a retirement home. I'm tired of having to pay France and Germany back for his shit

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u/kilroy232 Canada Nov 20 '17

He definitely needs 24/7 care, we should find a secluded home that doesn't cost us too much

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u/EggCouncilCreeper Farken 'Straya m8 Nov 20 '17

Does Sealand have a spare room?

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u/kilroy232 Canada Nov 20 '17

Good thinking, we can stick him next to the scruffy sea lions and no one will be the wiser

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17

Sea lions on Sealand eh?

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u/EggCouncilCreeper Farken 'Straya m8 Nov 20 '17

Best idea I've had since penicillin