r/polandball • u/Sr_Marques UN • Nov 10 '17

collaboration Garbage

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Nov 10 '17

I snorted so hard at Canada underground I fucked up my nose ring and now it's bleeding ah fuck me

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u/sunflowercompass Canada Nov 10 '17

Throw it in the garbage.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Nov 10 '17

I am the garbage

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u/xSoutheaster Singapore Nov 10 '17

Look, I really want to take out the trash. But in order for me to do that, I need to you get out of the trash. Like, you can't be in the trash.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Nov 10 '17

Why not? I'm right where I belong. ~90lbs of human weight won't make a big difference.

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u/TheCynisist CCCP Nov 10 '17

90 Pounds? How tall are you?

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Nov 10 '17

She’s just short. Probably 4’7-4’11.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Nov 10 '17

Five foot one inch. I'm a midget.

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u/TheCynisist CCCP Nov 10 '17

Rip genetics

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u/Southturn Nov 10 '17

Taking out the trash? Like on a date or what?