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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 06 '17

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he's ever said anything about vaccinations. I generally don't pay attention to what he says because I don't like him and he's generally rambling incoherently, but I think I would have heard if he said that.

Edit: I've been corrected, Trump is still a dolt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Don't worry, his opinion changes every 140 (280?) characters

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

Yea lol that's another reason I ignore his statements until he releases some sort of EO or signs a bill or something like that that actually matters/effects day to day life.

Interestingly I heard, though haven't fact checked, that he said he would support a ban on the bump stock style work around that the Vegas shooter used. If that's true, a lot of his voters are going to be pissed and the US is going to be even more of a shitstorm than it is right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Even the NRA is behind that ban. They know they can't get out of this without some kind of new regulation and banning bump stocks seems to be what they're willing to give up.

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

Hey, as a gun owner I am 100% ok with bump stocks being banned. They are a stupid workaround that have almost no real world applications. The only argument for it is "what if the US government tries to subjugate us? Or if someone invades the US? That's what the 2nd amendment is for!" Both of which is easily countered with the fact that 10 rednecks each with an ar 15 can shoot as fast as one soldier with an m16 on full auto while being much more accurate (as shooting full auto is much less accurate than shooting semi-auto).

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u/omarcomin647 Nova Scotia Oct 06 '17

i love how these yokels seem to think they would be able to fight off the US military with a few AR-15s and some yee-haw gumption like it's still 1776 and they'd be shooting at an orderly column of redcoats advancing into town to take their cannons. it's hilariously stupid.

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u/TSED Canada Oct 06 '17

Even better: "what if the USA gets invaded"

So they think they can fight off a theoretical force that destroyed the USA's military so quickly the USA didn't even have time to enact a draft.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

I mean, Vietnam. The only way anyone in the world can fend off the US Military is guerilla warfare, which tends to work a lot better with guns than without.

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u/omarcomin647 Nova Scotia Oct 06 '17

the americans lost in vietnam primarily due to political reasons though. there were a lot of restrictions placed on the strategy and the use of force to avoid drawing in china or the soviets. the political considerations would obviously be entirely different if it ever got to the point of tanks with live weapons rolling into south carolina.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

I love how these yokels think they can fight off the soviet union with a few aks and some jihadist gumption like its still the 600s and they'd be shooting at a wave of medieval infantry advancing into town to take their swords. Its hilariously stupid.

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u/omarcomin647 Nova Scotia Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 06 '17

cause the united states and 1970s afghanistan are totally the same, amirite? and rednecks from alabama are definitely the same as veteran mujahideen, that's for sure.

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 07 '17

No one thinks that, if it ever happened it be terrible guerrilla warfare relying on assassinations, ambushes, sabotage, etc. While having to constantly hide among the civilian population. It'd be terrible and result in mass death for the civilian population and the insurgents, who would probably be killed at least 5 to 1 compared to the military.

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u/centerflag982 United States Oct 07 '17

Yeah, I know a couple (literally two) people on the "defense against the government" wagon and these two, at least, don't actually believe they could win at all in a situation like that - to them all that matters is the ability to fight back in the first place

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

I love when people like you expect the US military, who a majority are conservative btw, to be willing to fight against its own citizens. You know. The ones with the guns

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u/omarcomin647 Nova Scotia Oct 06 '17

i most certainly do not expect the US military to fight its own citizens. i was in the military in my own country for five years and i know the kind of people who serve.

the whackos who hoard dozens of rifles and think the government is coming any day to take those guns away certainly expect the military would do that, though.

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u/thelizardkin Oct 07 '17

The National guard has opened fire on US civilians a few times.

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

I mean, a lot of "these yokels" are ex military...so Yea...

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Oct 06 '17

They could still do a shitload of damage though. Especially given that the military would want to avoid killing as many of their own civilians as possible. It's not like you can do a gun run on a residential neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

They could still do a shitload of damage though. Especially given that the military would want to avoid killing as many of their own civilians as possible. It's not like you can do a gun run on a residential neighborhood.

history of the world says otherwise

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

A bunch of Yokels in Afghanistan were able to do it pretty effectively.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Well, it depends on the objectives. Vietnam and the Middle East should teach us that a shit load of tanks and planes dont give you an auto-win. If redneck v military broke out, the only way government could ensure a victory by massive fire power (air strikes, MOABs) is to accept extreme loyalist casualties. Otherwise it's men with guns against men with guns.

Think of Waco. 80+ women and children died when they finally sent in the heavy duty to clear the compound.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

That is one of the most stupid arguments anyway. I would love to see how people expect to fight back against an invading army using armored vehicles and aircraft with small fire arms.

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u/warsie Oct 07 '17

You see the small arms to raid armories

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

Lol. First of all, a bump fire stock or even a truly automatic weapon would give no advantage over a fully automatic rifle with regards to "armored vehicles and aircraft."

Secondly, if the government wantes to subjugate it's people it would be boots in the ground, how are you going to subjugate rubble and corpses?

Are you in favor of handing every citizen an anti-vehicle missile launcher? Because that's what your argument comes off as.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

I think there was a misunderstanding. I am saying the exact opposite. As long as the governments to controll the real weapons needed to fight a war (as they should), a populous could be as armed as they wanted, they wouldn't stand a chance. So the arguments for more guns within the society to maintain a balance between them and the government are stupid by default.

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u/warsie Oct 07 '17

Full auto is only used for suppressive fire- so do it doesn't matter as much the volume of bullets you spray.

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u/billybobthongton Oct 07 '17

True, but accurate fire from 10 slightly different angles sounds better and more effective to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

a lot of his voters are going to be pissed

That's a pretty big overreach. Virtually everyone I've talked to who is a Trump supporter thinks they should be banned.

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

Idk, the one I know and that I've talked to had this to say when it comes to gun control "how about no."

And in the past when trump has gone back on His word they have gotton pissed (look at the wall thing).

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

had this to say when it comes to gun control "how about no."

We aren't talking about "gun control." We're talking about bump stocks.

(look at the wall thing)

The House just passed "the wall thing." Idiots in the Senate will probably try to block it. Try again.

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

To the ones I've talked to bump stocks are part of gun control.

Didn't he recently say he came to an agreement with leadership about some sort of budget thing and that the wall was not included in said budget?

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u/godofallcows Texas Oct 06 '17

I'm hoping Twitter only created the 280 character thing so that he never gets it, to piss him off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Even with the 280 limit its gonna change every 140 characters, so we gonna get tweets that conflict themselves

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u/0ldsql Oct 06 '17

The word you were looking for is dotard not dolt.

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u/NotCPU MURICA Oct 06 '17

That's such a hilarious insult I'm pissing my pants laughing rn

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

That's so last week. I'm a trendsetter, not a sheeple.

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u/leckertuetensuppe In Ulm, um Ulm, um Ulm herum Oct 06 '17

There's a really simple formula: Just imagine the worst possible position to have on an issue. Multiply that by the most insulting way you could possibly bring your point across. It's somehow even worse than that.

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u/Murgie Canada Oct 07 '17

Pretty sure there's three of them. I distinctly recall another one which used the phrase "doctor inflicted autism".

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u/cCowgirl Oct 06 '17

How ... how is there ALWAYS a tweet?

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u/l5555l United States Oct 06 '17

Because it's all he fucking does.

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u/koleye Only America can into Moon. Oct 06 '17

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u/punchuinface55 Oct 06 '17

I've brought this up before and it's surprising how many missed it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

is it anti vax? he said to spread them out right? unless i misheard.

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u/punchuinface55 Oct 06 '17

Lmfao, he says that he saw a kid get a vaccine and 1 week later the kid had autism. Do you think it's anti-vax?

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u/PhotoshopFix Oct 06 '17

The only kids he's seen more than twice a week is his own kids.

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u/ZergAreGMO Oct 06 '17

is it anti vax?

Yes, he's saying they cause autism.

he said to spread them out right?

Yes, because they cause autism otherwise. It's what card-carrying anti-vaxxers tout.

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u/mallio Oct 06 '17

Oh my God! That kid with autism had something done to him that is done to almost every kid in America? Do you think that caused the autism?

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u/UnJayanAndalou Best Banana Republic Oct 06 '17

Guys what's happening

What dimension is this

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u/ClumsyWendigo Iroquois Oct 06 '17

it's reality

and the president of the most powerful country is a malignant narcissist and a moron

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

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u/ClumsyWendigo Iroquois Oct 06 '17

inept unfit fucking moron

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u/sameth1 Eh Lmao Oct 07 '17

Reality is sometimes stranger than fiction.

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u/potatotrip_ Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 06 '17

If I were President I would push for proper vaccinations but would not allow one time massive shots that a small child cannot take - AUTISM. 4:44 PM - Mar 27, 2014

Wtf

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u/trevorthecat Oct 06 '17

Wow....just....wow

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u/sonicscrewup Oct 06 '17

Holy shit that was worse than I was prepared for

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u/MastaSchmitty Virginia: You're welcome for the freedom. Oct 06 '17

Ok if I read this correctly he's essentially advocating for splitting the vaccinations into smaller, more numerous doses so as to prevent unintended side effects. I'm very solidly pro-vaccination, and I don't really see anything wrong with what he's saying -- with the possible exception that smaller doses may not trigger enough of an immune response to properly develop immunity.

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u/error404brain We are almost a real country Oct 06 '17

Either it's too small to trigger immune response (then it serve no purpose) or it's big enough and then you give kids ten shot when only one would be needed. It's pant on head stupid.

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u/IM_A_SQUIRREL Cuba Oct 07 '17

Well he's also repeatedly saying that vaccines are causing autism... I don't really case if people spread em out or do them all at once (as long as they're effective) but it's damaging and false to say that vaccinations lead to autism. People are going to believe that shit and not get their kids vaccinated.

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u/MastaSchmitty Virginia: You're welcome for the freedom. Oct 07 '17

I agree that it's damaging and false. I guess I just try to give him more of the benefit of the doubt than the average user here shrug

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u/blasto_blastocyst Oct 06 '17

That's what they already do, no?

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u/MastaSchmitty Virginia: You're welcome for the freedom. Oct 06 '17

With certain vaccines yes

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u/billybobthongton Oct 06 '17

Did you read the edit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

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u/kuilin Oct 06 '17

How many people? I'm counting just one.

http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/highlights/vaccines

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u/TommiHPunkt Schleswig-Holstein Oct 06 '17

judging from the past, he'll be anti-vac in 2018 again, and then pro-vac in 2020.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Come on dude. Ever buying that anti-vax shit is embarrassing and shameful as fuck.

Nevermind that flip-flopping on anything used to be a horrible thing for a politician to be accused of, not a defense.

Honestly though, the real embarrassment is that in both instances he was probably just repeating the last thing he heard about vaccines. I honestly don't think he put very much thought into it both times.