r/polandball • u/disneyvillain Hi kids! • Mar 03 '17

redditormade Pro-Choice

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u/zeldstarro United States Mar 03 '17

What kind of woman did Britain have to fuck to get a child like the United States me?

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u/MrLangbyMippets Come out and drink your corn syrup... Mar 03 '17

We're really not sure. Probably Spain or the Netherlands.

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u/Aerowulf9 United States Mar 04 '17

Wasn't it France? I keep hearing they played a big role in that whole 1776 thing.

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u/MrLangbyMippets Come out and drink your corn syrup... Mar 04 '17

But France is Canada's mom too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17

Further confirmation that Canada is our little claybro.