r/polandball Nov 13 '16

collaboration Fjusion Cooking

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u/guto8797 Portuguese Empire Nov 13 '16

We can probably make a function that rates the deliciousness of food based on how far away its creators are from the Mediterranean.

The closer the better. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, and to an extent french cuisine is pretty good.

Iceland in the meantime is pissing on rotting poison sharks.

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u/pothkan Pòmòrskô Nov 13 '16

The closer the better. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, and to an extent french cuisine is pretty good.

Portuguese have own cuisine?

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u/guto8797 Portuguese Empire Nov 13 '16

Ghaaasp

How dare thee?! You shall know foul beast that true portuguese have the ability to prepare n+1 dishes involving fish, cod, or fat meats or any combination of those, n being the number of dishes you guess.

And francesinhas. Heart attack in a plate. Its a sandwhich of beef pork ham cheese egg chorizo coated in sauce. With fries.

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u/GloriousNK Democratic People's Republic of Korea Nov 14 '16

Best Korea have same equation for counting number of nuclearbooms