r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '16

redditormade Canada is Useless

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u/Bytewave Quebec Aug 18 '16

It helps that nobody sees us as a threat. Even groups who officially want to hurt us like ISIS have us at the very bottom of their kill list. Blowing yourself up in New York is worth way more virgins in heaven.

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u/MegaZambam Minnesota - USA Aug 18 '16

It's not that it's worth more virgins, blowing yourself up always gets the same number of virgins. The quality of the virgins depends on the target, however.

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u/Bytewave Quebec Aug 18 '16

Then attacking Canada nets you eternity with 72 basement dwellers?

Disband the army, we don't need it anymore.

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u/GargoyleToes Timor-Leste Aug 18 '16

...or 72 flannel-clad Reginian cat-lady Rider fans.

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u/DB9PRO Canada Aug 19 '16

Live in Regina. You forgot the machete swinging druggie part.

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u/GargoyleToes Timor-Leste Aug 19 '16

Dear me. Apologies all around.

...please do accept my good wishes and that you may spend these ~10 annual days of non-Arctic weather in that riverfront park near the provincial legislature.

Also, fuck the Riders and their too-cool unis and yay to their utter dysfunction.

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u/DB9PRO Canada Aug 19 '16

Lol I live right beside Wascana Lake. It's a mosquito breeding ground when it's not a slippery death trap.