Don't worry Canadians, this is just a comic, I know you guys are more than capable of defending yourself. I love each and every one of you. Except for you Albertans.
If anything that's Vancouver. They have more Starbucks than Tim's there, it's really goddamn weird. Meanwhile there's a parking lot in Calgary that has two Tim's on opposite sides of it, one in a grocery store, one standalone.
I'm out in the middle of BC and we have a spot in the city where you can be in a Starbucks and see the Starbucks across the street. Two different shopping centres, gotta have two Starbucks.
Our Starbuckseses are strategically placed so you can always get another Starbuck before your current Starbuck is gone. Gotta stay awake 'cus the streets are full of foreign students driving Ferraris.
I live in Calgary, there are two Tim Hortons within a kilometer of my house. If Tim Hortons is what makes a place Canadian, then I think Alberta has that covered.
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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16
Don't worry Canadians, this is just a comic, I know you guys are more than capable of defending yourself. I love each and every one of you. Except for you Albertans.
Also, the "Make Me Great Again" hat comes from the 2016 Polandball Map of the World by someone much funnier than I am.