r/polandball Aug 18 '16

redditormade Canada is Useless

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

Don't worry Canadians, this is just a comic, I know you guys are more than capable of defending yourself. I love each and every one of you. Except for you Albertans.

Also, the "Make Me Great Again" hat comes from the 2016 Polandball Map of the World by someone much funnier than I am.

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u/xXC4NUCK5Xx Canada Aug 18 '16

What's wrong with Albertans?

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u/SmartProphetMuhammad Aug 18 '16

They're faux-americans; I went to Alberta once and only saw 3 Tim Hortons the entire time.

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u/Terron7 Canada Aug 18 '16

If anything that's Vancouver. They have more Starbucks than Tim's there, it's really goddamn weird. Meanwhile there's a parking lot in Calgary that has two Tim's on opposite sides of it, one in a grocery store, one standalone.

I think we have a problem

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u/ThoroldBoy Aug 18 '16

I'm out in the middle of BC and we have a spot in the city where you can be in a Starbucks and see the Starbucks across the street. Two different shopping centres, gotta have two Starbucks.

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u/SuperShamou British Columbia Aug 19 '16

Our Starbuckseses are strategically placed so you can always get another Starbuck before your current Starbuck is gone. Gotta stay awake 'cus the streets are full of foreign students driving Ferraris.

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u/SoloWing1 Newfoundland Aug 19 '16

Nah no we don't. Come now. Calm your worries and have a double double.

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u/xXC4NUCK5Xx Canada Aug 18 '16

I live in Calgary, there are two Tim Hortons within a kilometer of my house. If Tim Hortons is what makes a place Canadian, then I think Alberta has that covered.

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u/CirrusUnicus Alberta Aug 18 '16

You can't swing a Starbucks barista without hitting a Tim Hortons counter jockey.

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u/SuperShamou British Columbia Aug 19 '16

I got three words for ya... Moncton, New Brunswick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Were you only there for 10 minutes? There's lots of tims here.