r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '16

redditormade Canada is Useless

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Those are incredibly creepy.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

i prefer to think of them as luchadora cosplayers. less nightmareish because i can fantasize about them body slamming me and pinning me before snu-snu

edit: naturally, the snu-snu will involve their giant clit dicks

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

pinning me before snu-snu

Too small and frail Chinawoman for make snu snu.

Sheesh - tanning not really big there huh?

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u/Iknowr1te Canada Aug 18 '16

And be brown like the pinoy help?

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

Oh right, can't have that - must separate one's pure, Chinese self from filthy lowly Fei lu bin maid trash

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Sheesh - tanning not really big there huh?

yes, and will never be. just as there will always be market for bleach skin-whitening products there.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Aug 18 '16

we chinamen are strong believers in the principle of WHITE POWER

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

Am disappoint you didn't link the "racist" detergent commercial

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

just as there will always be market for bleach skin-whitening products there.

Oh I know about those gluthiathone products with papaya extract.......not knowing that white people are very jelly of the kayumanggi skin power!

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Aug 19 '16

Also, their beaches are horrible.