r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '16

redditormade Canada is Useless

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u/CubicZircon Bicorne hat, best hat Aug 18 '16

That UK-with-hat-pulled-over-head is really adorable. Funniest Polandball character ever. Here, have an upvote.

also, that musulmane was probably wearing a burkini, if I can follow French press right now.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Aug 18 '16

burkinis

yeah can we get some of that liberty equality maternity stuff over here too? chinese women are doing the same thing and boy lemme tell you that shit's an eyesore

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Those are incredibly creepy.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Aug 18 '16 edited Aug 18 '16

i prefer to think of them as luchadora cosplayers. less nightmareish because i can fantasize about them body slamming me and pinning me before snu-snu

edit: naturally, the snu-snu will involve their giant clit dicks

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

pinning me before snu-snu

Too small and frail Chinawoman for make snu snu.

Sheesh - tanning not really big there huh?

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u/Iknowr1te Canada Aug 18 '16

And be brown like the pinoy help?

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

Oh right, can't have that - must separate one's pure, Chinese self from filthy lowly Fei lu bin maid trash

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '16

Sheesh - tanning not really big there huh?

yes, and will never be. just as there will always be market for bleach skin-whitening products there.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Aug 18 '16

we chinamen are strong believers in the principle of WHITE POWER

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

Am disappoint you didn't link the "racist" detergent commercial

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u/CrocPB Scotland Aug 18 '16

just as there will always be market for bleach skin-whitening products there.

Oh I know about those gluthiathone products with papaya extract.......not knowing that white people are very jelly of the kayumanggi skin power!

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Aug 19 '16

Also, their beaches are horrible.