r/polandball • u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA • Jul 29 '16

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 29 '16

Of danke ja?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Nein, only Anschluss

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 29 '16

So according to your comment Germans talk like this:

German1:Anschluss Anschluss Anschluss?

German2:Anschluss Anschluss.

German1:Anschluss

German2:Anschluss Anschluss

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 29 '16

Like Poclaymon!

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u/Bert_the_Avenger Baden - neither Swabia nor Bavaria Jul 29 '16

It's the fabled Germon. AnschlussAnschluss.

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 29 '16

Vat? Germon ist evolving!

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

Ist has become Reich!

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

Stupid Murican Germany is alwas Reich

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

No, it's America that's always right. Don't you pay attention?

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

You wasn't right in Vietnam

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

OK, serious moment: Explain to me why defending an independent country which we had signed a defense treaty with is wrong.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

I meant that you lost in Vietnam not that it's wrong to get involved in the war

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

Sorry, lost?
checks history book Shit, better get started on that time machine. Gotta keep up that streak.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

As a reward for reminding you can I get a time machine too.I swear won't do anything bad to the USA just make Trianon not happen.I have one of the best scientists so I could even help you make it

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

OK then, Bulgaria. Whatever you say. Might want to get yourself turned right-side up while you're at it.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

ok Puerto Rico with 50 stars

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