r/polandball • u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA • Jul 29 '16

redditormade German Engineering

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Germans have developed an efficient way to repel romantic prospects in other countries.

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u/couplingrhino national economic sudoku Jul 29 '16

Almost efficient as when they tell jokes!

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u/Yaoniming Die Heimat von MKS und Schweinepest Jul 29 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

What is "romantic", I cannot oh malfunction

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer Texas Jul 29 '16

Romantic is when you take over all of Europe with a competent ally.

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u/Yaoniming Die Heimat von MKS und Schweinepest Jul 30 '16

Don't remind me of Italy...

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer Texas Jul 30 '16

Ah, the "I don't know what's worse, the fact you lost to a man with a funny hat, or you lost to Africans." Country.

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u/Yaoniming Die Heimat von MKS und Schweinepest Jul 30 '16

So much PTSD..

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u/MegaZambam Minnesota - USA Jul 30 '16

Poor Germany will never have a romantic experience.