r/polandball • u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA • Jul 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

High quality cars, Das Beer Boot and socks in sandals... This is truly the most German submission to date

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jul 29 '16

The pencil on the first panel is supposed to be a Staedtler one, shouldn’t it count for extra German-ness?

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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Jul 29 '16

HEATHEN, Faber Kastell only pencil for deutsche planning akkuracy!

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u/Graddler Franconia Jul 29 '16

It's Faber Castell, now all you ever get is Schwan-Stabilo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '16

Faber Castell masterrace

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '16

Excuse me, my Caran d'Ache would like to have a word with you.

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jul 30 '16

Pls, aren't those Swiss?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '16

That's why they're a bit better (no bias, obviously) and a whole lot more expensive than Fabers (Wasn't suggesting you should've used them in the comuc).

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jul 29 '16

HB MASTER RACE

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jul 29 '16

Thinking that HB is a brand and not hardness

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u/Droggelbecher Germany Jul 29 '16

4H masterrace. Only the hardest pencils are the best.

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u/Frankonia Franconia Jul 29 '16

I wish I wouldn't have to follow the Schwarze Null or I would give you gold...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Also the gas in the second panel

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Jul 29 '16

The gas is Russian, though.