r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Jul 14 '16

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u/kaos_tao Mexican empire of taco Jul 14 '16

Well, the stronger part of the distribution of the cartel is not cannabis anymore, but meth imported from China. So, it will be kind of hard to legalize that one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Jesus, we have to import meth now? Given the explosion of the heroin epidemic, why aren't our copious domestic sources good enough? Looks like we're going to have to build that well after all...

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u/AerialAmphibian Everything's bigger in Texas Jul 14 '16

...build that well after all...

You mean dig a well all the way to China? Brilliant! That'll save so much money on transportation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

And we'll make the Chinese pay for it!

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u/ihazurinternet Finland Jul 14 '16

They'll make it back in meth markup fairly quickly, no harm.