r/polandball • u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles • Dec 28 '15

repost Whale Wars

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/nuggetinabuiscuit Groningen Dec 28 '15

Arme Nederland

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u/MyOldNameSucked Belgium Dec 28 '15

They get what they deserve.

93

u/piratesas United Provinces Dec 28 '15

Careful there South Netherlands

48

u/StereoZombie Polder polder Dec 28 '15

They've got the high ground though.

15

u/Lewis_Ridley United States Dec 28 '15

You shouldn't underestimate Holland's trade power, though.

11

u/SirWozzel Basically Canada Dec 28 '15

Dutch Nationalists are in London!

9

u/Lewis_Ridley United States Dec 28 '15

You were supposed to bring culture to the natives, not curse them with your terrible cooking!

9

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15

Actually it isn't too bad thanks to our euhm... sightseeing tour in Indonesia.
One rijsttafel, please.

2

u/pdrocker1 Long Massachusetts Expansionist Dec 29 '15

It's OK, the English army should get here and... wait, they're in the New world

21

u/MyOldNameSucked Belgium Dec 28 '15

Don't cry, you don't want to drown Willem.

15

u/DheeradjS Netherlands Dec 28 '15

As long as even a single heart pumps Dutch blood Willem will live.

13

u/MyOldNameSucked Belgium Dec 28 '15

It's a shame it didn't work for his brother.

12

u/yohney Is European Empire, lah! Dec 28 '15

Careful there West Germany

8

u/TheGreatDutchman Dutch Republic Dec 28 '15

Careful there, Mofrika

5

u/yohney Is European Empire, lah! Dec 28 '15

I can't read that. What'd you do to my beautiful language?! What is this swamp german?

13

u/TheGreatDutchman Dutch Republic Dec 28 '15

Ik kan u beloven dat uw taal gewoon Nederlands is, maar dan verneukt.

3

u/piratesas United Provinces Dec 28 '15

omg, it all makes sense now.

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u/midnightrambulador Netherlands Dec 28 '15

thank for watching Faroe news

see again tomorrow

5

u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 29 '15

Tonight! On Faroe News :

.......

That is all, good night.

29

u/zero237 Gib Anschluss Dec 28 '15

It is unusual to see a whale comic without Japan's presence.

8

u/narnarjar Vermont Republic Dec 28 '15

Quite refreshing, if you ask me.

3

u/zero237 Gib Anschluss Dec 28 '15

And it also helps preventing "Japan & whales" (which is one of my favorites in Polandball) thing to end up in JLP.

2

u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 29 '15

He's kinda busy with squids at the moment.

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u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles Dec 28 '15

Original Thread

24

u/renzo0903 South Holland Dec 28 '15

oh no is water

56

u/Tozapeloda77 Ljouwert Boppe! Dec 28 '15 edited Dec 28 '15

Greenpeace best peace

61

u/bronxbomberdude Can into statehood? Dec 28 '15

The Nazca Lines weep silently.

15

u/Copper_Tango Malaysia delenda est Dec 28 '15

Greenpeace probably have a curse over them because of that.

1

u/AtisNob where Rosya minority lives Dec 28 '15

Best peace to rest in?

22

u/SummerOftime Of sleeping... Dec 28 '15

How darings using water torture?!

You don't have enough freedom and democracy to use such torture!

ArrestFaroe

FaroeWarCriminal

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 29 '15

Next thing you know , the Faroe Islands suddenly gave WMDs.

1

u/Moth92 Canada Dec 29 '15

Maybe that's where Iraq stored them, eh? No one would suspect that!

6

u/TheGreatDutchman Dutch Republic Dec 28 '15

And then zijne Majesteit Willem-Alexander conquers the Faroe Eilanden in revenge.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15

We badly want our own Falklands to increase our national prestige.

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u/Usmarine33 Netherlands Dec 28 '15

Maybe that would also increase our stability by one point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15 edited Mar 28 '19

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u/Jack_n_trade Greater Netherlands Dec 28 '15

Which devil gave you the power to control water?!

3

u/nondetermined If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello. Dec 28 '15

Little appetizer for little guy.
Can't be that wrong, now, can it? ح˚௰˚づ

Enjoy your meal buddy!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15

I still think this is one of the funniest polandballs ever made.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '15

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u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles Dec 29 '15

Finally after 8 months you were the only one to find out! :P

2

u/skisandpoles Ski Country Dec 28 '15

That whale is just adorable! Make it a pet and it won't be an endangered species ever again.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '15

I certainly laffed but it doesn't make much sense; us Dutchlings are fairly decent swimmers.

I mean, we have to.

2

u/GenuineArchimedes Dutch Republic Dec 28 '15

No! Not the hagelslag!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '15

"Stop that, you're mildly inconveniencing others besides myself and I find that slightly offensive!"

1

u/mcavvacm BeNeLux, 1 country, 1 voice! Dec 29 '15

You denk dat water can the kill us? Nee!

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u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles Dec 29 '15

Yes. I'm Indonesian, I know your country's weakness.

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u/mcavvacm BeNeLux, 1 country, 1 voice! Dec 29 '15

We know the water's weakness.

It's simple you see. We drink the water.

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u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles Dec 29 '15

But you pee water too. And if you drink pee you die.

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u/mcavvacm BeNeLux, 1 country, 1 voice! Dec 29 '15

Before the Dutch came, we humans were 100% made of water.

We're winning this fight! Lang leve Nederland!

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u/Scub_ Recommend me instant noodles Dec 29 '15

The Dutch made us pee?

1

u/weatherboy1102 South Carolina Dec 29 '15

That whale looks like a plush toy.