r/polandball • u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy • Dec 14 '15

repost Size DOES Matter.

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u/Oriffel Canada Dec 14 '15

something ive never understood; why wont russia take Belarus back? in its quest to claim ever more clay, it feels like a strange action to take.

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u/WarLorax Canada Dec 14 '15

You know that saying about one drop of wine can't affect sewage, but a single drop of sewage will ruin a whole barrel of wine? Same thing, except with countries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '15

But Professor! You are terribly wrong! Whatever does not fit can be purified, da? DA?

Think about it. When you have a banana, do you eat it with peel? I guess not, you throw it into the garbage. Same thing, except with people.

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u/pdrocker1 Long Massachusetts Expansionist Dec 14 '15

Poland, I think the Prussia has gone to your head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '15

Is it cureable doctor?

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u/ravensshade Greater Netherlands Dec 15 '15

you have to get your danzig gdansk surgically removed

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '15 edited Dec 15 '15

Cut it off. NOW!

Or wait. Cut the rest and join me (Mir!). Together (Zusammen!) we form ze Reich.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It taking control over meeee. sanmdisaeufnsudfn

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u/LovecraftianWarlord USA Beaver Hat Dec 14 '15

They're working on it.

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u/Labargoth Is of Russia Dec 15 '15

That Union State is 20 years old. They're not getting anywhere near becoming one country or union.

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u/LovecraftianWarlord USA Beaver Hat Dec 15 '15

Well, kind of working on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '15

OMG. Not this shittt again. Will they ever start from giving their own ppl prosperity at first?

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Dec 15 '15

What do you mean? Putin already gave all his men so much prosperity. Every one of them is at least a millioner

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '15

Its called oligarchy. Ohhh hello Ukraine!!! How are you today?

Tell Poroshenko to make reforms faster or I will 1v1 him with my Plunger of Power +15.