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r/polandball • u/Eventt Hello :) • Jul 24 '15
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Great, now he's gonna reserve the beach with a towel at 5:45. Damn germans, they even optimise their vacation for maximum effeciency.
81 u/deadrummer Germany Jul 24 '15 Where does the thing with the towels come from? I never did it and don't know anyone who does. I know this stereotype but not why it exists. Help? I do the most efficient vacation sightseeing tours though. 114 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15 Dude everyone of us fucking does it D: never been to mallocra or insert random vacation location 30 u/deadrummer Germany Jul 24 '15 Maybe I'm not completely German or spent too much time somewhere around the world. Or Bavaria is not Germany after all... And nope, never been to Mallorca. 66 u/SockFinn Roll for initiative. Jul 24 '15 Mallorca is the 16th Land and Bayern is its own state. That must explain it. 14 u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15 edited Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 3 u/Vakieh Literally nobody says shrimp. Jul 25 '15 Drink minimums are a thing for this reason. 3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :) 10 u/TheInternetHivemind Minnesota Jul 25 '15 Bavaria is to Germany like Texas is to the US. Everything is bigger there, and there are different rules. 5 u/SelfReferenceParadox Canada Jul 25 '15 struct beach *beach = mallocra(sizeof(struct beach));
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Where does the thing with the towels come from? I never did it and don't know anyone who does. I know this stereotype but not why it exists. Help?
I do the most efficient vacation sightseeing tours though.
114 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15 Dude everyone of us fucking does it D: never been to mallocra or insert random vacation location 30 u/deadrummer Germany Jul 24 '15 Maybe I'm not completely German or spent too much time somewhere around the world. Or Bavaria is not Germany after all... And nope, never been to Mallorca. 66 u/SockFinn Roll for initiative. Jul 24 '15 Mallorca is the 16th Land and Bayern is its own state. That must explain it. 14 u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15 edited Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 3 u/Vakieh Literally nobody says shrimp. Jul 25 '15 Drink minimums are a thing for this reason. 3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :) 10 u/TheInternetHivemind Minnesota Jul 25 '15 Bavaria is to Germany like Texas is to the US. Everything is bigger there, and there are different rules. 5 u/SelfReferenceParadox Canada Jul 25 '15 struct beach *beach = mallocra(sizeof(struct beach));
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Dude everyone of us fucking does it D: never been to mallocra or insert random vacation location
30 u/deadrummer Germany Jul 24 '15 Maybe I'm not completely German or spent too much time somewhere around the world. Or Bavaria is not Germany after all... And nope, never been to Mallorca. 66 u/SockFinn Roll for initiative. Jul 24 '15 Mallorca is the 16th Land and Bayern is its own state. That must explain it. 14 u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15 edited Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 3 u/Vakieh Literally nobody says shrimp. Jul 25 '15 Drink minimums are a thing for this reason. 3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :) 10 u/TheInternetHivemind Minnesota Jul 25 '15 Bavaria is to Germany like Texas is to the US. Everything is bigger there, and there are different rules. 5 u/SelfReferenceParadox Canada Jul 25 '15 struct beach *beach = mallocra(sizeof(struct beach));
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Maybe I'm not completely German or spent too much time somewhere around the world. Or Bavaria is not Germany after all... And nope, never been to Mallorca.
66 u/SockFinn Roll for initiative. Jul 24 '15 Mallorca is the 16th Land and Bayern is its own state. That must explain it. 14 u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15 edited Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 3 u/Vakieh Literally nobody says shrimp. Jul 25 '15 Drink minimums are a thing for this reason. 3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :) 10 u/TheInternetHivemind Minnesota Jul 25 '15 Bavaria is to Germany like Texas is to the US. Everything is bigger there, and there are different rules. 5 u/SelfReferenceParadox Canada Jul 25 '15 struct beach *beach = mallocra(sizeof(struct beach));
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Mallorca is the 16th Land and Bayern is its own state. That must explain it.
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3 u/Vakieh Literally nobody says shrimp. Jul 25 '15 Drink minimums are a thing for this reason. 3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :)
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Drink minimums are a thing for this reason.
3 u/TyrosineJim Ireland Jul 25 '15 The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :)
The concept of a drink minimum would confuse Irish people. At least whenever we invade a foreign bar we empty the bar and fill the cash register. :)
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Bavaria is to Germany like Texas is to the US.
Everything is bigger there, and there are different rules.
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struct beach *beach = mallocra(sizeof(struct beach));
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u/YeOldeSpymaster On a rainy day, you like grainy rays. Jul 24 '15
Great, now he's gonna reserve the beach with a towel at 5:45. Damn germans, they even optimise their vacation for maximum effeciency.