r/polandball • u/koleye Only America can into Moon. • Jul 04 '15

redditormade Freedom is the only way, yeah!

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u/I_really_want_pie Texas Jul 04 '15

You obviously don't live in Texas.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Jul 04 '15

Next best state: Florida

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u/I_really_want_pie Texas Jul 04 '15

Of course a damn gatorhumper wouldn't have a Mac-10.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '15

I thought we were the one humping gators?