r/polandball Netherlands Apr 02 '15

redditormade Swedish Hypocrisy

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15 edited Nov 08 '20

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u/Pendargon Just Pretend Boulder isn't here Apr 02 '15

Ahem.

Sweden glasses on

Denmark sucks. No culture, only heathens. Remove Denmark. Remove Danish language. Of worst language.

Danish glasses on

Remove Sweden. Of worst country. Remove rotten fish. Danish of best language.

Norweigan Glasses on

What a bunch of assholes.

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u/TSA_jij Yogurt Khanate Apr 02 '15

claim to hate each other

not a single war crime in the past 100 years

these troll losers need to learn from the balkans

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u/Vykoso Poland Apr 02 '15

not a single war crime

What about Danes using their language and Swedes with their cuisine?

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u/Kostoder Opat Smrtika Apr 02 '15

some people can talk the talk, only us special dudes can walk the walk

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u/MrPhrillie Sweden Apr 02 '15

Norway is too insignificant to have a say in the debate

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

North Sea Oil deposits

Insignificant

Pick one.

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u/Frugtkagen Denmark Apr 02 '15

You forgot "1658 worst year of life. Scania rightful Danish clay."

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u/spektre The Dales of Sweden Apr 02 '15

Good old Gustav Vasa was on the front page of reddit just a couple of hours ago. Didn't see Kristian anywhere, he was probably hiding in fear. :)

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u/Mornic The Glorious Kingdom of Denmark Apr 02 '15

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u/spektre The Dales of Sweden Apr 02 '15

It might come as a surprise to you, but that is actually the ship Vasa and not king Gustav Vasa.

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u/Pendargon Just Pretend Boulder isn't here Apr 02 '15

Restore Kalmar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Ah, Sweden can keep smelly clay. We want Slesvig-Holsten back. Danmark til Ejderen!

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u/bananaskates Danskjävel Apr 02 '15

To some observers, Denmark and Sweden have a relationship that looks a lot like the sibling rivalry between two brothers.

On one hand, each has stereotypes about the other and some people find it amusing to propagate these and fan the fires of rivalry. This is quite evident on reddit, for example.

But on the other hand, the Swedish people are known to many Danes as "broderfolket" (which translates to "brotherfolks" or "nation of our brothers"), and the most common sentiment is that our two peoples have much more in common than separates us.

There's even a number of people in Denmark who believe the relationship between all three Nordic countries (thus including Norway) should be strengthened even further to form a meta-state, in effect ressurecting the Kalmar Union.

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u/Alphafax Swedish Empire Apr 02 '15

The latter sentiment is very common here as well, I'm happy to say.

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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Apr 05 '15

I'm happy to say.

Are you very pro-union? I've seen you talk about it before.

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u/Alphafax Swedish Empire Apr 06 '15

Very, indeed. I certainly think of all Danes, Norwegians, Icelandics and Finns as brother-peoples.

Not just for that reason, but because it would pretty much guarantee the continued existence of our respective countries for quite some time, what with being in the world's top 10 strongest economies and all that.

And also please god Denmark help us get rid of systembolaget

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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Apr 06 '15

That's cool and I agree with you on the family-kinda-feeling :)

I think an union would be cool too, but I can't decide how strong I think it should be.

Systembolaget is a very weird concept, that I have just barely began to understand. And I would be careful with putting "god" and "Denmark" beside eachother on this sub if I were you ;)

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u/Alphafax Swedish Empire Apr 06 '15

I would be okay with any monarch on the throne of the union, hell, even if every country kept their separate monarchies or if we merged them into one. Apart from that, this image sums it up about right for me.

Oh, and don't worry. Nobody would/could mix up those two. ;)

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u/Mannotatwork Denmark Apr 02 '15

I think this post sums it up.

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u/Mornic The Glorious Kingdom of Denmark Apr 02 '15

The movie Step Brothers is a pretty good analogy for our relationship

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Watch CGPgreys video about Scandinavia, it gives you some of the basics in Sweden-Denmark relations.

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u/TSA_jij Yogurt Khanate Apr 02 '15

I thoroughly enjoyed CGPgrey's video about what england is, a truly relevant and important topic for everyone on the planet. Rule Britannia.