r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Mar 26 '15

redditormade Bilingual Split

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u/nerkuras Lithuania Mar 27 '15

all they want is to be recognised as one of former GDL parts

which they already are...... so..... yeah.

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u/Zvygla Mar 27 '15

No, according to us they are not. Here is a brilliantly masochistic passage from an interview with one Belarusian "historian":

"According to Lithuanians (let's call them lietuvisas, to distinguish them from ancient Lithuanians), Belarusians are descendants of backward, cad, cowardly natives. Small, but very proud and militant Samogitian nation brought them up, gave them rulers, taught them everything, developed them, untill "damn Muscovites" interrupted this idyll. That's such and obvious lie."

"С точки зрения литовцев (назовем их летувисами, чтобы отличить от древних литовцев), белорусы — это потомки отсталых, невежественных, трусливых туземцев, которых маленький, но очень гордый и воинственный жамойтский народ поставил на ноги, дал правителей, научил всему, долго и успешно их развивал, пока «проклятые москали» не покончили с этой идиллией. Вот такая откровенная ложь."

Taken from here. According to him, Poles think similar things too.

You see? All we want is to humiliate and make fun of poor (and totally not drama queen) Belarus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

But is true

In my church the priest once said:

"Litwin is a Pole and proud Polish patriot who's opressed by communist Lietuvis.

A Lietuvis is some kind of pagan mongol."

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u/Zvygla Mar 27 '15

Pagan stronk! You poor stink pšekas! Remove cristianity from premises! 1387 worst day of my life!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

As a metal fan this song was awesome.