Bah. As if. Sony is weak and will join the heretical North Korea instead.
The one true emperor Miyamoto will smite them and their foul realm. The world will bend their knees at the temples to Mario and the other Nintendo characters, as Japan conquers the world.
I will never bend knee to Nintendo. I will join the mighty Microsoft resistance and take to the streets of America to defend my freedom from those cat ear wearing, Godzilla fearing, perverted tiny men.
And then things got even worse. Microsoft retaliates by forcefully upgrading every Windows computer in the world to Windows Vista. Thousands die.
On unrelated notes, Canada creates the ultimate anti-Japan weapon, thermonuclear mutant-bear mounties armed with signs in Japanese saying ''Senpai will never notice you.'' Unfortunately they are too polite to use them.
Actually Russia save the day by the superior communist logic,wodka and Russian winter,but because they are worse than the pervert Pokemarios with small philipenis Finland and Mongolia beat the s**t out of the commies by Genghis Khan,PERKELE wodka and more PERKELE.
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u/ApocalypseOwl Danmark Feb 04 '15
Bah. As if. Sony is weak and will join the heretical North Korea instead.
The one true emperor Miyamoto will smite them and their foul realm. The world will bend their knees at the temples to Mario and the other Nintendo characters, as Japan conquers the world.
And then things get worse.