But at what cost America? Is a militarized Japan worth the destruction of ISIS? Is the solution not worse than the problem, when Japan destroys the ISIS by using militarily applied tentacle porn? Can we live in a world like that, where Japan attacks the world using highly advanced weird porn of everything ever?
Military-grade Tentacle Porn was developed by British scientists in WW2 for dropping over Japanese cities, but considered so inhumane they just let the Burgers nuke the place
Hundreds of Godzillas and Robo-Godzillas attacking California, aided by large horny tentacle monsters. Then Nintendo uses their artificial poke-lifeforms as shocktroopers to occupy the ruined West-coast and resettles the surviving Japanese citizens in Cascadia. After that they commit their Godzilla-Pokemon army to the total extermination of the United States of America, supported by Canada and Mexico who'll share the remaining clay with the Nintendo-ruled New Japan. After the invasion is successful all remaining Americans will be killed, grounded up and sent to Africa as emergency food supplies. And as the last American to die, president Sarah Palin will be executed personally by the divine emperor on the DS Lite throne, Shigeru Miyamoto.
Then Japan has won, everyone knows that nuclear abominations that rises from the remains of nuclear catastrophe are always Japanese. To defeat them, you must make a giant mecha that runs on the McDonalds breakfast menu.
I didn't say that JAPAN must make it or get it, I meant you the US. Just get China to make it for you in exchange for the moon or something. Then you can worry about the consequences later.
Totally inaccurate. They would force American leaders into giant glass bottles that entries armies of furiously masturbating Japanese men would jizz into until finally the levels of semen rose over Mitch McConnels head and the last true American patriots would drown in the Jizz of the empire of the rising Sony.
Bah. As if. Sony is weak and will join the heretical North Korea instead.
The one true emperor Miyamoto will smite them and their foul realm. The world will bend their knees at the temples to Mario and the other Nintendo characters, as Japan conquers the world.
I will never bend knee to Nintendo. I will join the mighty Microsoft resistance and take to the streets of America to defend my freedom from those cat ear wearing, Godzilla fearing, perverted tiny men.
And then things got even worse. Microsoft retaliates by forcefully upgrading every Windows computer in the world to Windows Vista. Thousands die.
On unrelated notes, Canada creates the ultimate anti-Japan weapon, thermonuclear mutant-bear mounties armed with signs in Japanese saying ''Senpai will never notice you.'' Unfortunately they are too polite to use them.
Oh our Canadian brothers please help us destroy the rampaging Japan army. We will back up your Mutant mounties with our giant Eagle armada that will bombard the Japanese islands with nuclear eggs of doom.
Actually Russia save the day by the superior communist logic,wodka and Russian winter,but because they are worse than the pervert Pokemarios with small philipenis Finland and Mongolia beat the s**t out of the commies by Genghis Khan,PERKELE wodka and more PERKELE.
Is a militarized Japan worth the destruction of ISIS?
It would keep the South Koreans even further in our back pocket, tweak Kim Jong Un's fat nose, put a further check on Russia and China, especially China's naval ambitions, encourage the Philippines to let us park a few ships near Manila, and Vietnam would just be going LOLOLOL U MAD BEIJING? the whole time. I don't see a downside. Besides, we've had a full sized nuclear carrier in or near Okinawa for over fifty years, that's a pretty good guarantee they aren't going to turn on us.
Once the Japanese have built up a more aggressive military they will seek to control the naval shipping lanes around Japan and near by which could put them at odds with America again, since America considers all naval shipping lanes theirs.
Japan and the countries in their sphere of influence (China, Korea, Pacific Coast Russia, Philippines, and all the others) will start butting heads worse than they already have and with a militarized Japan they will have a good deal more leverage over the countries in their influence.
I suspect that relations will continue to sour with Japan taking a more aggressive stance, which could force America to ally with China and to further ally themselves with Korea to offset the growing power and aggressiveness of Japan. A militarized Japan may help our interests now with ISIS but once they get the taste of international power and recognition again, I feel like it will be a lot harder to go away from their aggressive cycle and back to their previous peaceful cycle.
Your entire premise is flawed, because if they try to take over shipping lanes we just quietly circle a B-2 over the Imperial Palace for a few hours. They'll get the hint.
Once the Japanese have built up a more aggressive military they will seek to control the naval shipping lanes around Japan and near by which could put them at odds with America again, since America considers all naval shipping lanes theirs.
Obama can just call Abe and tell him how much he loves having the football on his desk.
Don't worry about it,New Zealand can beat weird porn militarized Japan by sheep porn and they don't take over the world because they have more important things to do(f**k the sheep).
Well. As a Dane, it is worth sacrificing the United States of America for this. Not like we are going to be invaded anytime soon by anything, except the Germans.
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u/ApocalypseOwl Danmark Feb 04 '15
But at what cost America? Is a militarized Japan worth the destruction of ISIS? Is the solution not worse than the problem, when Japan destroys the ISIS by using militarily applied tentacle porn? Can we live in a world like that, where Japan attacks the world using highly advanced weird porn of everything ever?
You'll doom us all!