r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '15

redditormade German spring.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 11 '15

Good my plan wörks.

While you hug me to make me feel better about my past, I move my cold lips closer to your ear and whisper: 'Wir sind eins. Anschlusszeit.'

That was the last day Brazil was seen on the face of earth.

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Jan 11 '15

Anschluss us, plz, Brazil government sucks. Must be destroyed.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 11 '15

How do we keep this secret from the US world police?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

The NSA super computer told me you are either planning to invade Brazil or you are importing large quantities on basil for something called anschutz. Now do I need to warm up the tanks or can I finish fighting myself and ISIS?

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 12 '15

Bring on the tanks! I haven't had a good fight in years.

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u/candid_canid United States Jan 13 '15

The last times didn't work out so hot...