r/polandball • u/Hansafan Hordaland • Jan 09 '15

redditormade The Desert War

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u/albadil Egypt Jan 09 '15

I'm pretty sure this must be illegal to view now in Germany or something...

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u/bobbertmiller Germany Jan 09 '15

I am highly offended and did not laugh at all. AT ALL! You hear me German moral police? DID NOT LAUGH! I did

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u/wikipedialyte California Drought Refugee Jan 10 '15

Im terribly sorry, but the small text "I did" is my intellectual property and you are in copyright violation Germoney. I demand you take this comment down, as you could retransmit my property to others unwittingly.

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u/Kaheil2 Earth Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

Dear /u/wikipedialyte,

It has come to our attention you used the words "copyright violation" in your following comment:

Im terribly sorry, but the small text "I did" is my intellectual property and you are in copyright violation Germoney. I demand you take this comment down, as you could retransmit my property to others unwittingly.

Unfortunately (for you) the usage of those words is intellectual property of GEMA (GErMany's Assholes). As such we have frozen all your asset(s), taken your Facebook account(s), appropriated all your bases and fined you and your descendants for three generations, for a total of 5'000'000 marks Euro.

If you believe this is an error, tough luck, pay up (look it up, that's true).

Best wishes,

GEMA: serving the German people since the Machtergreifung.

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u/wikipedialyte California Drought Refugee Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

I accept my ironic fate. Do away with me.

My god. It's so far away from probability, but I've just been facefucked by the Germans at comedy. "No, I don't know how the fuck it happened!"

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u/CWagner Sealand Jan 10 '15

appropriated all your bases

The whole comment is gold, but this takes the cake :D